Me: *answering an ask*
Phone: beep!!
Me: *leaves tumblr app to check notification*
Me: *comes back to tumblr*
Tumblr: ~loading screen of death~
Me: don't do it...
Me: don't do it you mother fucker...
Me: don't you fucking dare-
Tumblr: ~loading screen of death intensifies~
Me: I swear to fucking god if you delete this-
Tumblr: ~loads ask~
Me:
Me: -_-
Me: *saves*
Me: you mother fucker, how dare you do that to me?













