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*waters Charley*

I can handle watering Charley on my own, but thanks.  That, and I have ‘Pollo and Athena to do it when I can’t.  -Wright

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I tried tagging things and it actually just made the text a link to this blog???  It's normal inside the blog, though. -Wright

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Gotta go retag everything.  I'll try to fix the background issue after that, because it's pretty bland wright now. -Wright

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Phoenix? Would you mind telling the story that involved cross examining a parrot? I'd like to hear that. ~Yomiel

  It was long, and by long, I mean really long and you’ll probably fall asleep half way in.  Actually, I’m sure you will.  Either way, I’ll tell you it.

  So a man was murdered and the murder connected into a murder case called DL-6.  It had been open for 15 years (or about that) with no found killer.  Its limitations had almost run out.

  I decided to take on the case because Edgeworth was the defendant.  After a lot of investigating, we stumbled upon an old guy and a parrot.  The parrot seemed really off.  It knew about DL-6.

  A lot happened and some shocking (literally!) events occurred, and I found myself without any idea of what to do in court.  So I bluffed and demanded to speak to the witness’s pet parrot.  The parrot would only say “hello”, so it took a lot to get her to say anything.

  It’s…kind of an embarrassing story, really, but it all ended up well, right?…I skipped over a lot of details, didn’t I?  There’s a lot of details and I don’t remember most of them.  You could do some research and read up on it, though….I should go do that too.

-Wright

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Mr. Wright! What's the difference between a ladder and a stepladder??? ~Invert

  A ladder is really long and cannot support itself.  It has to use the perfect angle to be ‘secure’ when set up.  It must also rest up on other things, such as walls.  They are also very insecure and could fall at any moment, which usually follows up with sues directed at the ladder company.

  Stepladders, however, can support themselves due to the way they’ve been built.  They are considered secure due to the fact that they do not need to be supported by a third party.  They are usually climbable on both sides along with having the capability to fold, but sometimes they can come with platforms to place objects on so there is no need to climb up and down them.  They are also generally shorter than most ladders and are made of metal.

  So you see, anyone who says a ladder and a stepladder are the same thing do not know what they’re talking about (I’m looking at you, Mr. Fine!).  Calling a stepladder and a ladder the same thing is like calling a cat and a dog the same animal because they’re mammals.  

-Wright

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I would like to cross examine the witness' pet parrot!

We don’t have any parrots here.  (Are you referencing to the case I handled where I defended Edgeworth….?)  Either way, I can’t let you do that.  This isn’t a courtroom! -Wright