#alyceirl

[itsalycebitch]

Watching mutuals or just blogs you follow in general get really deep into a single topic for days on end is just 🤌🤌🤌

[itsalycebitch]

Being an adult with a job in a multi billion dollar industry in the year 2023 is not being able to reply to emails where a full grown ass man just referred to Taylor Swift as “Tay Tay” with “this is not 2012” and that makes me sad

[itsalycebitch]

After weeks of seeing things about the tumblr verification my mobile app only ass can finally see the multitude of verification checks 😂

[itsalycebitch]

I think one of my fav fanfic writers blocked me but I can’t figure out why or when🥲 like I followed the rules and interacted across a couple accounts but made sure to never go overboard on liking/reblogging… I’m so confused rn 😭

[itsalycebitch]

Every time I see this ad my head immediately says “big hairy titty man”

[itsalycebitch]

When will your lies end

Never, I thrive on discord and peoples opinions of me mean absolutely nothing as long as I am able to judge myself 30x harsher than they could ever imagine

[itsalycebitch]

You smoke?

Smoke what?

(That should give you the answer 😂)

[itsalycebitch]

Is this a threat???