Honestly Idk What Im Doing Anymore ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

25, bi Southern born, internet raised Been on this hell site for a decade I work in marketing so that’s fun

[fleshtomyteeth]

"i asked chatgpt"

"i asked gemini"

oh okay well. i asked lottie matthews and she looked toward the sky, basked in the wind, and told me what the wilderness wanted

[asksloyxp]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

[shinyrock6498]

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

[asksloyxp]

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

[my-cup-of-coffeee]

oh god i’m back in the building

[tentacleteapot]

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

[charl0ttan]

thats not how they told it

[nataliesscatorccio]

why was 6 afraid of 7?

because 7 ate 9 but then also gingerly cradled 9's bones to rest and apologized for what they'd done to her and continued to respect her as their captain without deifying her

[grimandghoulish]

reblog if you remember what it felt like to walk into blockbuster

[chicks]

[constanzarte]

Painting by Odd Nerdrum.

[fxhdskjz]

haha odd nerd

[itsalycebitch]

Small Syfy TV show announcing a new season after years off air 🤝 my never ending love for funny zombie shows

[valtsv]

so it turns out that climbing onto a rooftop in the middle of the night does solve all your problems, but i failed to consider that it would create a brand new one

[valtsv]

yes

[lugubriou-s]

[mori-sempai]

[starless-planet]

Me, age 10, doing an essay on the pharaoh’s curse for school: huh. So this archeologist that died and everyone thought it was because he disturbed the pharaoh’s tomb actually died because he used a rusty razor to shave and it infected a mosquito bite. I can see how people could come to that conclusion, but it is a bit silly

Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharaoh’s wrath

[beardedmrbean]

[tkkatherineblog]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

Plato’s myth of the metals but with boobs

[redstonedust]

they should invent a bus that never gets stuck in traffic because it's on its own path separated from the roads. and then chain multiple of them together and put it on rails. has anyone had this idea before.

[greppelheks]

@adelinejclose

[innovadesexual]

[biocrafthero]