tagged by @alzaetia. Thank you very much. Here goes the snark...
Relationship Status: Married
Pets: 2 cats. Old kitty and Kitten Cray Cray
Wake-Up & Sleep Time: well, depending on the day, 5:15 or 7:15 then bed at 10:00, which I regularly violate.
Lemonade or Iced Tea: homemade lemonade all the way
Coke or Pepsi: cream soda. no, ginger beer. Surely we’ve moved past coke or pepsi in this age of overwhelming choice.
Day or Night: overcast, bwahahahah. With a fire and a cup of tea. A comfy chair. A good fanfic.
Text or Call: Please don’t call me. PLEASE. I hate human contact.
Make-Up or Natural: um, I can barely brush my hair on a good day. Make-up HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Met a Celebrity: How do you define a celebrity?
Smile or Eyes: Smize. SMIZE.
Light or Dark Hair: don’t care about the hair...
Shorter or Taller: wider or smaller...is anyone going to ask me boobs or no boobs, butch or femme? I think I used these types of things to gauge attractiveness in eighth grade.
Intelligence or Attraction: I love myself a hot and sexy BRAIN. Seriously, a smart, kind, empathetic person equals attractive and the most attractive person on earth can become deeply unattractive by being an asshole.
Chapstick or Lipstick: emergency a&d ointment from work because my lips are going to DIE.
City or Country: City. Give me the urban jungle any day.