JoyfulNerd

Joyfully nerding out over life.

[shutyourmoustache]

Shout out to all the childless whores that be fucking up them pretzel lines at disney world. Y’all are the worst and some random mom out there hates you.

[shutyourmoustache]

Update: The Post also thinks you’re a weird childless whore.

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Proud to be a pretzel-buying, childless whore

[cyberscully]

as a procrastinating overachiever i feel like i don’t necessarily “half-ass” things, it’s more like a “3/4 ass”. like overall did i do pretty well? yeah. did i reach my maximum potential though? i think the fuck Not.

[queereyegifs]

x

[vegan-liberal]

[jakegyllenhaal]

[purplebuddhaproject]

“Poetry is a naked woman, a naked man, and the distance between them.”

— Lawrence Ferlinghetti (via purplebuddhaquotes)

[dynamicsymmetry]

Good stuff.

[eerian-sadow]

This. This is good fiction writing advice. I really appreciate how it was formatted as “this is a common problem, here is a solution to try in your own work” and not “oh god, don’t do that!” without any extra help. And I extra appreciated the “don’t rely on adverbs” bit, because they do have their place but they aren’t the only way actions can be emphasized.

[johnemulaney]

[cordial-apprentice-deactivated2]

Me:

[rob-pattinson]

Lupita Nyong’o poses for the 2018 Oscars Portrait Session by Mark Seliger for Vanity Fair (March 4, 2018).

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Hannah Hillam

[annieaceofhearts]

[dutchster]

[eveshka]

Chosen.

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

If this were to happen to me i would burst into tears

[topherchris]

[sashayed]

ah yes. han solo. han solo, so suave

so cool under pressure

so calm in a crisis

great at handling difficult situations, for example, can get his own gloves off WHILE talking to a cute girl AT the same time no problem thanks for asking

so great at witty comebacks

definitely has slept with MANY a lady because, again, Han Solo is a cool guy, and not a grumpy hermit who, were he a person in the world, would spend all his weekends alone in his apartment with his phone turned off watching Ice Road Truckers

definitely not a weirdo with a shitty haircut who talks to his car

no. mister cool guy. always looks so cool. so cool in a fight

so cool. never panics about everything all the time constantly.

people trust him cause he’s got that cool guy charisma

always knows what he’s doing. han solo. an expert.

in conclusion: han solo, a cool space scoundrel, not a nerd. maybe you’re the nerd around here. hmm. looks like it. check and mate

[joyfulnerd]

Hey, there! Not sure if anyone really noticed I’ve been gone, but with Veronica Mars returning to us (hallelujah and praise the lord!!), I’m back! 💜

[mollymerula]

do you think there was like…discourse about Jane Austen novels when they first came out

[mollymerula]

ladies’ weekly tea and reading club: welcome to the meeting. we have exiled Charlotte because she stans Mr. Wickham