#amateurmarksman

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It seems that amateurMarksman's shift-key is hanging: 9.8% of the time he wrote UPPERCASE. For example, like this:      <amateurMarksman> GAY NEWS 

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*purrs* *bails out banks*

CIP: logic has nothing to do with what's right or wrong

CSG: W h a t

CSG: Hold on~jazzhands~

CSG: I'm offended

CSG: Shut up

CSG: I'm offended.

CSG: So I'm in the right

CIP: only my feelings as an opressed transdrogynous genderqueer panethnic homestuck troll/sentient universe/naruto character

CIP: and for the record, I did see someone label themselves as 'transdrogynous genderqueer' today

CSG: my feelings as a transbilingualprotonecrophiliac are more important

CAM: you triggered me so hard my neko!george bush headmate took over

CSG: My Tapir spirit animal is now in charge~jazzhands~

CSG: I'm very hungry for fruit

CAM: *licks paw*

CAM: *sends troops to iraq*

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FQL: Any chance of skype time tonight?

FQL: or is that gonna be tommorow or something.

CGN: i told you you gotta wait for krispykreme

CGN: she is the skypemother

CAM: i am trying to come up with a nickname for kristen

CAM: kristina aguilera

CAM: (original)

FQL: you mean

FQL: meulin?

FQL: :)

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?DD: food run drink run host bust and learn to wait

CAM: the other job is cooler

?DD: Its a very casual place.

CGN: i thought you said "hot bust" for a second

CGN: thought you were applying to hooters

?DD: wut

CCL: hahahaha

?DD: I am picturing a nerdy male guy with a fadora and a head of hair that is likened to disasters wearing the low cut shirt and trying to walk sexy

?DD: WHY DO YOU MAKE ME PICTURE SUCH THINGS GN

?DD: WHY

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CCL: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9k211Q7fy1qko0mwo1_500.png gn b my waifu

CAM: GN say yes

CAM: don't leave her hanging

CGN: ys plz

CCL: awyiss

CAM: now go to the day care

CAM: you better have a baby when I get back

CGN: bb u can b my duble batl partnr

CGN: ;)

CCL: AM

CCL: would you like to be ur child

CCL: our*

CAM: yes

CAM: pls

CCL: k u take aftur gn

CCL: moma haz 2 go 2 werk

CAM: cmon dad les go 2 d nursin hom

CGN: i m so disapont wif r chiled

CGN: i hav no sun

CAM: i m ur rel sun!!

CAM: u don dny it

CGN: ur ded 2 me

CCL: dun u say dat bout our boi

CAG: what the fuck is going on in here

CAM: crais

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When Genchat abuses Echobot:

CCL: hiiii gp

CURRENT geistPunk [CGP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CGP: yo

?EB: GP: ZT (zollvereinTribadism) says: MESSAGE OF AMBIGUOUS INTENT

?EB: GP: CL (canLover) says: ZT is full of lies and slander you must ignore

?EB: GP: ZT (zollvereinTribadism) says: I'M TOUCHING YOUR SALAD

?EB: GP: CL (canLover) says: you might fight ZT before he spreads more lies

?EB: GP: ZT (zollvereinTribadism) says: GET IN QUICK, THE SALAD IS NOW FULL OF GHOSTS

?EB: GP: ZT (zollvereinTribadism) says: also, coded messages in ghost form (do not listen to kristen's protests, read them with your ghost eyes)

CAM: Oh shit

?EB: GP: CL (canLover) says: Nooooooooooo

?EB: GP: DM (defiantMiscreant) says: I have no clue what's going on but I noticed you were getting a lot of messages so I decided I should add one of my own

?EB: GP: AG (alGore) says: i told them to stop but they told me it was your own fault

?EB: GP: AG (alGore) says: -what did you do now.gif-

?EB: GP: AM (amateurMarksman) says: hi

CCL: oh god my sides

CGN: hahahahaha out-fucking-standing

?EB: GP: CL (canLover) says: sorry for the spam (they're all butts) ily

?EB: GP: AM (amateurMarksman) says: we all love you

?EB: GP: ZT (zollvereinTribadism) says: she is not sorry at all

?EB: GP: CL (canLover) says: but I am sorry and I love you the most THEY'RE TRYING TO OUTLOVE ME AND I WILL NOT HAVE THIS

[marine-maiden]

CAM: Oh oh ohhhhhhhh CAM: But in the meantime get some Latin lovin. CAM: Let him in your Guantanamo bay CAM: Wonk CCL: hahahahahahhaha CCL: i'm trying so hard not to laugh cause i'm in a library CAM: Hahaha

How the hell did I get some of you as friends? Hahahahaha.