THE CHRONICLE OF TAZ: A TALE OF MATURITY, STALKING, AND /WHOIS
CURRENT extrasensoryCaffinebursts [CEC] RIGHT NOW joined the boner party.
CSG: suddently interesting
CSK: :3(~move~your~legs~in~circular~patters~according~to~how~chapter~216~describes.~while~doing~so,~swish~your~hair~in~large~movents~similar~to~chapter~197~section~18~)~~~~
?LL: gratuitousNeckbeard: Silence - Is the chat silent? Try striking up a conversation about something instead of remarking upon it.
CCL: Lunokhod has rules fr everything
CGN: i said it before and i'll say it again
?LL: "Time to make sure they do it but i'm not even done it before and after it's made.
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CSK: :3(~lunokhod:~be~god~)~~~~
?LL: --,==,-"< : although it's pretty neat game from what I have my tablet one day he went down the power button and the r/fringe reddit i'mma be god
CEC: <>Taz<>MOTHERFUCKINRAINBOW
CSG: Nobody is impressed.~jazzhands~
?DD: This is the thread that created the MOTHER FUCKING RAINBOWS FIRST
CGP ceased fagging the place up.
?DD: DO YOU KNOW WO STARTED THE TREND
-- ??? dangerousDoc [?DD] THIS GUY --
CEC: <>Taz<>how is it ?DD
CSG: DD, you're uh, check your nomenclature.
CGN: sometimes DD gets confused and has flashbacks to the forum paddies of vietnam
CEC: <>Taz<>it supposed to say F or P
?DD: Well back before python scripts I made the first version of the quirk
CSG: Pinned down, under heavy trolling.
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CEC: <>Taz<>Sure you sdid
CSG: DD, call in the banhammer!
CSG: Quickly man!~jazzhands~
CSC ceased fagging the place up.
?DD: No really The entire reason Pyquirks were added was because of my old color quirks
CSG: Sargent Jacob was hit was a massive spergout, he's useless now!
CSK: :3(~EC~this~memo~is~full~of~pesterchum~devs~)~~~~
PAST extrasensoryCaffinebursts [PEC] 43:14 HOURS AGO joined the boner party.
?DD: SHOOT THE FLAME WARS
PAST extrasensoryCaffinebursts [PEC2] 10 MINUTES AGO joined the boner party.
?DD: I LOVE THE SMELL OF FLAMEWARS IN THE MORNING
CEC: <>Taz<>how the hell is your name ?DD
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CSG: how large are your tits?~jazzhands~
?DD: Also My tits are pretty damn huge
?SK: :3(~does~DD~stand~for~your~2~tits?~)~~~~
?DD: They are the Hypest shit
CAG: but DDs tits are larger than mine even
CSG: A cup? B cup? Or can I "C" what's under the hood?
CCL: yaaaay learning phone skillz
CAG: you may C whats under the hooDDDDD
?DD: You set yourself up for it
CEC: <>Taz<>i didnt bring up tits
?DD: We are the Punny people
CQL: next time, just ask how to get the question mark.
CEC: <>Taz<>as i am a guy and dont think about peoples tits every second o
CQL: the breast solution.
?SK: :3(~we~are~PUNks~)~~~~
CSG: I got conet project back on my comp
?GN: EC you got that backw-
CQL: i'm proud of what i've acheived today.
CEC: <>Taz<>having that question mark before your name proves hack
CQL: i should just retire really.
CSG: You don't understand computers do you, EC?
CEC: <>Taz<>QL do you even have a job
?GN: EC if question marks mean hacks
?LL: ~but then you are the same character object that paragraphs inside books are made of and ended up taking you out on the internet.
CQL: i am the pun keeper.
CQL: the keeper of the puns.
CURRENT Raikonos [CRR] RIGHT NOW joined the boner party.
how the fuck do you explain my existence
??? solarGambler [?SG] ??:?? FROM ???? joined the boner party.
?SG: We're all hackin so good gurl!
?SK: :3(~the~PUNisher~)~~~~
behold me, the incomprehensible raikonos
?DD: Hacking is the Hypest shit
CQL: mmm gurl, did you just get your computah did?
CQL: mmm, damn. that's some fine ass color.
?SG: around muh dick gurl~jazzhands~
?SG: Now... GIMMIE THE CHOCOLATE
?DD: Sorry EC we are just having some fun at your expence
?SG: 2 points to whoever names what video that's from
CEC: <>Taz<>Pedafiles so typical
?DD: BTW the bill will be in the mail
?SK: :3(~SG~what~are~you~doing~you~adulterer~)~~~~
CEC: <>Taz<>so stop molesting children
?SG: I only have sex with hispanic shotas
CEC: <>Taz<>im half puerto rican
CEC: <>Taz<>you racist bitch
CQL: he likes when you talk dirty.
?SG: (It is called a pun)
?GN: actually that could be an interesting topic
?GN: EC how much racism do you face, say, weekly
?GN: being half puerto rican living in florida
CQL: oh man, i've got the best joke gn
CQL: about the shota thing.
CEC: <>Taz<>so saying how many "blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None"
?GN: EC no that's just kind of
CQL: not gn, sg. blah. got that mixed up.
?GN: not terrible as in offensive
CEC: <>Taz<>i F**ked your mom
CEC: <>Taz<>i dont like you that way
?GN: i went to florida once to go on a cruise
CEC: <>Taz<>i live in florida
?GN: i knew this before you said it
?GN: because of ~methods~
?SG: QL make the joke or don't
?LL: ---,==,-"< : can we all Love each other so we don't catch the proops bomb that just because of ~methods~
CEC: <>Taz<>how the Fuck do you know stalker
?SG: but don't leave me in suspense
CEC: <>Taz<>tell me you pedo
CQL: how much shorter does a shota have to be for sg? juan and a half feet.
?SK: :3(~GN~has~spider~spys~)~~~~
CQL: shorter than sg that is.
CEC: <>Taz<>im 13 not an idiot
?DD: http://i.imgur.com/FEfTCTO.jpg
?SG: Could have fooled me.
CEC: <>Taz<>now explain your self
?LL: CL yes i agree but I don't know what you're doing, you Could have fooled me.
?GN: EC i'm just gonna keep adding tildes
CQL: and to think this all began with boob jokes.
?DD: Just don't be insulted
?DD: thus we look down on 13 year olds
?SK: :3(~you~cant~beat~me~QL~)~~~~
CEC: <>Taz<>just cause im smarter
?SK: :3(~overall~I~have~more~wiggly~lines~than~you~ever~will~)~~~~
?DD: Trust me when i say this its wise to addapt to the 4th wise man standard
CEC: <>Taz<>you incompetant ass's
?GN: i also know you're in two other memos
?GN: and that you use comcast
?DD: "I know something but I know that I know nothing"
?GN: i am all-seeing and all-knowing
CEC: <>Taz<>how the fuck do you know i use comcast
CEC: <>Taz<>what the fuck
?DD: Some of the people here
?GN: EC: ~~~~~~~~~~~methods~~~~~~~~~~~
CEC: <>Taz<>again: incompetant
?SG: Someone bring FL back
?GN: speaking of incompetent
?SG: At least he was coherent in his idiocy.
?SG: Pedrosexual~jazzhands~
CCL: you claim you're smart
CCL: But you're making yourself look stupid
CCL: Just stop while you're ahead please
CEC: <>Taz<>im in advanced classes in school
?GN: now let me try thing
?SK: :3(~oh~man,~so~smrt~)~~~~
CEC: <>Taz<>do i know you at all gn?
CCL: Doesn't realize some of us are almost double his age??
CQL: you can view connections if you have the right know how EC
?SG: *If you have any know how
?GN: also QL do not reveal ~~~method~~~
?GN: ~~~~~method~~~~~ is secrets
CCL: http://25.media.tumblr.com/972119613d80bdbb237e09d0559611fc/tumblr_ml00olZy371r4t9h1o1_500.jpg
?LL: CL gimme a few minutes
?GN: i am fuck-deep in tabs right now
?SG: Luno, nobody asked you!
?GN: skype it at me and i'll look at it in a minute
?LL: but yea i suppose There will be possible for a minute
CEC: <>Taz<>if you guys are twice my age what are you doing on thi
CSG: Alright, normal me is back
CCL: what is a 13 year ol
CQL: we practically live here
CQL: imagine this memo as a house
?GN: riiight on the edge of "shouldn't even be here"
CSG: Little young to be using words like "Fuck"
?SK: :3(~hey~QL~thats~my~example!~)~~~~
CQL: you're currently the jehovahs witness on the door step. you came to us.
CQL: you don't have to stay though.
?GN: QL you are on the BALL tonight
?SK: :3(~thats~*MY*~job~)~~~~
?GN: i'm promoting you by fifteen minutes
CCL: QL is becoming a man tonight
-- CURRENT solarGambler [CSG] knocks --
?DD: Listen just don't be so antaganistic
?SK: :3(~im~the~one~who~compares~genchat~to~things~)~~~~
CEC: <>Taz<>how bout you all shut the fuck up and explain you selves you mother fu
CSG: Do you folks have a moment to speak about jesus?
?GN: CL could you do me a favour
CCL: that i will use the term lmao
?SK: :3(~you~must~fight~me~for~this~job~QL~)~~~~
CEC: <>Taz<>jesus is fuckin fake asses
?LL: --,==,-"< : i'll make them 6y myself yes?
CEC: <>Taz<>no suck thing
CQL: well, you asked so nicely EC~
?GN: at least for a little bit
?GN: just a personal favour
FUTURE quietListener [FQL] 15 MINUTES FROM NOW joined the boner party.
FQL: the promotion was a success!
?GN: and now we hold a future bar mitzvah
?GN: QL you are jewish for the interim
CEC: <>Taz<>imma fuckin aethiest
FQL: although it's a couple years late but wh-omfg
FQL: nono, continue, please :)
CEC: <>Taz<>no one asked you mom??
?DD: Yeah Shut up Bojack!</c
?SK: :3(~wheres~VV~when~you~need~him~)~~~~
FQL: nah, he'd scare 'em off too soon.
CEC: <>Taz<>who here is older then 25 and reads homestuck<
?SK: :3(~lots~of~people~)~~~~
?DD: GL is looking up aethest puns
CCL: the creator of pesterchum
CCL: the thing you're on right now
CEC: <>Taz<>if you are GET A FUCKIN LIFE ALREADY
CCL: was made by someone over 25
?GN: wow who didn't see that one coming
CCL: i hope you do realize that
?GN: it's like i could SEE THE FUTURE
CSG: He's part of a non-prophet organization.
?SK: :3(~isnt~hussie~over~25?~)~~~~
CEC: <>Taz<>YOUR A STALKER
?GN: i can see the future and i can also see you
CCL: help i shouldn't be laughing but i am
CEC: <>Taz<>I PLAN TO CALL THE FUCKIN COPS SINCE YOU ALL ARE PEDOF
-- ??? gratuitousNeckbeard [?GN] ogles --
?GN: giggling while ogling
CCL: yoou all get free passes to throw things on the qoutes tumblr
?GN: oh i will totally be doing that later
CEC: <>Taz<>then just say that =,=
?SK: :3(~i~thought~that~was~checkmate~)~~~~
?GN: oh i thought you were talking like
?GN: a checkmate in chess or something
?GN: except instead of kings
CCL: better or worse than when ghostdunk was a lady
FQL: taz, i'm still curious
?GN: oh man it's been too l-
CEC: <>Taz<>get a life =.=
FQL: why are you here if we bug you so much?
?LL: i (failed to) see what it aCtuaLLLLy meant! i'm sorry you got to do is believe, believe in the one that was there's a list of victims came out as echobot: tell echobot: tell echobot: tell echobot: tell echoBot: tell gratuitousNeckbeard what?
FQL: i'm just trying to understand. and apparantly you're in other memo's already?
?GN: man are the schools tough down in florida?
?GN: i'm always curious about the educational systems of other places
CSG: No se importante, calmate.~jazzhands~
?SK: :3(~i~thought~about~comparing~genchat~to~something,~but~then~i~realized~)~~~~
?SK: :3(~QL~stole~my~job~)~~~~
FQL: sorry, i was just experimenting
FQL: feel free to make some puns
CEC: <>Taz<>CL how would you know
?SK: :3(~i~have~one~ready~)~~~~
CCL: you were from florida
?SK: :3(~but~i~just~cant~)~~~~
CCL: that's eastern standard time
?GN: i said he was from florida first
CCL: we know he's from florida
?SK: :3(~its~not~puns~that~im~talking~about~)~~~~
CCL: EC is just a shitty troll
?GN: he's playing the part of "little shit" pretty well, i'd say
CEC: <>Taz<>you wish you were as fuckin sexy as me
FQL: it's sorta starting to get boring imo.
?SK: :3(~actualy,~he~may~even~be~lying~about~being~13~)~~~~
?GN: like if he is acting
?SK: 13 is kinda a default "im so young" age
?GN: he's pretending to be a kid who's shitty at trolling
?GN: and he's doing it pretty damn well if i do say so myself
FQL: i think it's a satire on those "easily offended people of tumblr" posts you see.
CSG: d-d-did we just get meta-trolled?
-- CURRENT canLover [CCL] holds --
FQL: no? they're doing a goodjob of it imo.
CSG: Also, I got to see my pregnant friend tonight.
FQL: need a drink sg? tea perhaps?
?SK: :3(~ok~fine~il~say~my~comparison~of~genchat~)~~~~
?GN: is Trollian Public Chat for All treating you better than we are?
?GN: i wouldn't want you to be sad
?GN: everyone deserves some quality chattin's
CCL: nah GN not even worth effort anymore
CSG: Getting some kind and nice chatlings.
CCL: soon as we confirmed troll
CCL: they stopped talking
?SK: :3(~genchat~is~like~a~living~body,~disturbances~in~whats~inside~will~make~the~cells~inside~react~and~the~bady~may~start~vomiting~)~~~~
?SK: :3(~vomiting~being~text~)~~~~
?GN: either that or we reduced them to tears
?GN: indignant child tears
CEC: <>Taz<>GOD BLOODY CRAP JESUS CHRIST SODDING JEW BALLS BUGGER ASS PISSED DICKHEAD SHIT SLAG SPASTI
OFF TWAT WHORE SHAG PAKI ASSHOLE BOLLOCKS PRICK BASTARD NIGGER WANKER FUCK MOTHERFUCKER CUNT
CCL: don't make that face again
CCL: hahaha wow worst troll
?GN: oh they were just trying to be edgy
FQL: oh. i was about to feel bad.
?GN: and it took that long?
?SK: :3(~it~took~you~that~long~to~google~all~the~swear~words?~)~~~~
FQL: then they turned into karkat?
?GN: goddamn get a dictionary
CSG: Or at least be creative with your curses.
CEC: <>Taz<>YES IT FUCKIN DID
CSG: Cuntwaffle~jazzhands~
CCL: you probably don't know what half those words mean
?GN: this is actually adorable
FQL: try 'cock juggling thunder cunt'
?SK: :3(~baby~prison~)~~~~
FQL: i like to be creative.
CEC: <>Taz<>YOU JEW FAG PRICKS
CSG: Piss sucking pile of wet garbage lookin motherfuckin baby humpin pile of pisswank
FQL: ...you alright there?
-- ??? gratuitousNeckbeard [?GN] pinches cheeks, steals lunch money --
?DD: Im agnostic thank you very much
-- ??? dangerousDoc [?DD] Highfives CL --
FQL: 2013. using fag as an insult
CSG: CL why don't you like my faces? ;~;~jazzhands~
FQL: it's like calling someone a geek.
FQL: it doesn't work as well.
?GN: if you sit in a bed of flowers and ponder whether or not you believe in a higher power
CCL: they're too kawaii for you SG
?GN: does that make you a
CSG: Nothing is too kawaii for me now! ;P
FQL: southpark threw up in your text box there.
CEC: <>Taz<>YOU GAY ASS CHRISTIANS AND JEWS AND MUSLIMS AND BUDDIS
CCL: this is just getting evenmore pathetic
?DD: EC your trying to hard
CSG: I'm thinking this is kinda dumb.
?GN: let's put it to a vote
?DD: let the insults come all natural like
CSG: We're bein sorta shitty at this point.
?GN: all in favour of CL's proposal?
?SK: :3(~i~believe~in~the~religion~of~AG~and~his,~our~saviour~lunokhod~)~~~~
FQL: i dunno. i'm on the bench atm
CSG: Someone is in an incomprehensible rage, and we're just kicking him while he's down.
?LL: dangerousDoc: Copy me
?GN: CL i say let's see if he picks back up in quality in the next
FQL: like, if they're not messing with us for fun, then yeah. just ban them for there own sake.
CSG: And... I think, somebody message me when you either kick him or he leaves.~jazzhands~
CSG: Cuz I'm starting to just, feel bad.
CSG, ?SG ceased fagging the place up.
?DD: Welp you heard the man
?DD: SG said to Knock you out
?GN: mama said knock you out
FQL: yeah..i agree. not gonna leave mind you buut...yeah.
FQL: like i said, just ban them for their own sake at this point.
?GN: actually yeah i think we've peaked here
?SK: :3(~EC,~you~were~being~a~good~joke~butt~earlier.~but~now~thats~failing~)~~~~
?GN: good job EC, i hope you've taken notes to improve your efforts in the future
CCL banned CEC, PEC2, PEC1 from responding to memo: [you're a shitty troll and no one likes you].
FQL: we enjoyed having you, but it's time to go.
?LG banned CEC from responding to memo: [Take a hint].
?GN: and he tried to come back
