amatoralatus replied to your post: do u ever,,,,,,read something thats so obviously,...
i went to a “’‘pride”“ meeting at my office last week bc i was like 'how do i even meet lgbt people in this town’ also our company policies are *~garbage~* & like 45 mins in someone asked how he could 'lend support as an ally’ and all of a sudden like 80% of the people were chiming in wanting to know too & i was like 'mmk yep now this meeting makes sense’ bc they had legit spent 15 mins praising the fact we sponsored pride & handed out rainbow laces as Progress
one girl came up to me afterwards and said ‘i didnt know you were bi - you’re not gonna start hitting on me know right?’ and i just stared into the abyss and teleported right outta there
oh my god,,,,,,,oh my god bud i am so sorry i am fuckening Forcefully Astral Projecting while reading this i am leaving my body oh my god. the rainbow laces they will solve all problems let’s put together a rainbow committee of the straights 4 the pride i.......................................the “oh no you’re not going to start hitting on me now” reaction is. friend i am so sorry. i wish you hadn’t experienced this wild trip to the heterosexual twilight zone and also i wish i didnt have eyes so i could have not read this and retroactively Joined U In This Moment












