#amazing asks

[oonajaeadira]

Hi Adira!! I have a question for you. If I were the favorite person of one of the PP characters and I bought a Mr. Morningwood for our house, which one would appreciate it the most? My eccentric Dieter Sweet Bravo or Joel Soft Miller who would appreciate wood art? Perhaps another PP character? What do you think?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

I can imagine Joel getting really flustered by something like this.

I agree that Dieter would just have it casually in his home.

[highlordofkrypton]

since you have eldritch terror Nyx, I offer thee eldritch terror! Tamlin.

Tamlin who was loved by his court and loved them back to the point he felt them die. He remembered their faces, their names and their voices. He who felt their pain and when their hearts stop beating.

The high Fae who gave up entirely and let himself be consumed by the magic. The beast of a thousand faces.

the high lord is no longer, spring grew and consumed the mortal lands becoming an enchanted forest that lure people in. The beast is its king, it's body made from the faces of people's it once lost and thousands of limbs forming into a cursed lion. It roars with the screams of thousands who died and constantly weeps blood from its thousand of faces.

Beware those who wander too far into the enchanted forest for only those who have never killed can go through it safely.

This is beautiful and heart wrenching in all the best ways 🥹 It reminds me of the Dark Spring prompt from @tamlinweek!!

Thank you for sharing! I love it 😭

[labella420]

From a fellow subbie to a fellow subbie: in your opinion, which of the CEvans characters is most natural Dom? Like obviously it wasn't explored in the canon, but who gives you the most Dom vibe and what kind of Dom do you think they are?

Eva! I loved this ask! Thank you! So when I think of someone who’s the most natural Dom… there is one CE babe that immediately comes to mind:

And of course I think he’s a sadist. BUT I think that with his little kitten, he has the biggest soft spot, but tries not to show it. Like, I feel Lloyd will do everything in his power to push my limits to the point where I’m trembling and in tears, but part of aftercare will be a full body massage where he whispers how well I did for him, and then being hand fed tacos. 😏

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

Luna Lovegood Headcanons?

OMG RAHHHHHHHHHH LUNA ML!!! 🥹💙🌸

She’s arospec and ace, and when she’s in a relationship she doesn’t feel romantic or platonic love but a secret third thing that is just as strong as any other kind of love <3

She loves dreamcatchers and kaleidoscopes!

Harry and Luna share platonic forehead- and cheek kisses all the time post war 🥹

She’s related to the Malfoys and also the Rosiers

Her favourite colour is yellow 🌻🌼💛

She loves to braid Ginny’s hair, and she’s really good at it too!

She’s an autistic queen 😎

She hates being barefoot

The Sorting Hat thought for a while about placing her in Gryffindor

She often forgets to eat or drink and other important things like that, because she’s too caught up in a new project of some kind

She loves animals, especially Thestrals

When she grows up she begins working as a tattoo artist in Diagon Alley/Hogsmeade, in her very own tattoo studio. She tattoos almost all her friends: a dragon and a phoenix for Harry, a full sleeve of narcissus flowers to cover up Draco’s Dark Mark, a flame of fire for Ginny, “jamais pur” (meaning “never pure” in French, I can explain this one in another ask if you’d like :D) for Hermione etc.

Tysm for reaching out <3 Hope you like these! Have a nice day!!!

[lokisgoodgirl]

Found this on amino the other day

Hold up a second while I stop myself choking on my own spit that a.... is that a....

... Fine Silk Robe?????? 🤣🤧🥴🤯😱😭🙈😂🍆💥💣

Baby put that phone and those lil slippers down and do what you do...I am weak weak trash

I am howling, thank you for sharing this

@gigglingtigger @simplyholl @mischief2sarawr @coldnique @maple-seed @ladyofthestayingpower @lady-rose-moon @lovelysizzlingbluebird @fictive-sl0th @cheekyscamp @psychospore +++whoevers eyes are blessed by this vision I cannot 😂

[unsuspectingnotunwarned]

if we were dating…I’d randomly pull you away on adventures and we’d get into the car and out the windows down and drive and the sun would be setting and we would sing really loudly and we’d stop on the side of the road to pick flowers :)) and then we’d lay on a blanket and I’d read to you until the stars came out and then we’d tell stories and wish on shooting stars

Ari... ohmygodhowcouldyoujustdropthisonme - I still can't think of any words to express how *shrieks* amazing this is you gorgeous goddess I love you - I may not be able to show you how freaking much I appreciate this but I can certainly try; here we go:

If we were dating... I would grab my telescope from my basement and I would take your hand, we'd get into the car and drive along the coast, but it would be while the sun is setting, so we'd stop and sit on the side of the road on a fence of one of the fields, but we'd be an hour late to where we were going (but it's worth it :) when we eventually get there, we'd go onto one of the fields near the cliffsides above the beach and watch the stars appear while drinking chai - we just fall asleep on a blanket on the grass even though there was a tent right there 🥲 in the morning we'd drive to the city and walk along the waterfront as I ranted to you about the architecture and eventually there would be a beach, and we'd read one of our mutually favourite books <33

[librarian-witchling]

I know there’s some biblical lesson/metaphor with Susan Pevensie, but ya girl is an atheist so I just want to say one thing:

JUSTICE FOR THE GENTLE QUEEN.

ugh I’m still mad how they made her out to be some sort of weak person for moving on from Narnia.

I absolutely HATE what they have done to Susan. But then again I am known to say that Aslan is a jerk that only shows up last minute to take the credit for everyone's else's work.

SUSAN DESERVED BETTER.

What they expected her to do? Grieve her life away? She wasn't like Peter or Ed that were privileged in the world they all got stuck, her choices all centered around her making sure she survived and could live well. She was a freaking Queen, did they really expect her to conform?! She took charge of her own life and decided to be the master of her destiny. I would have done the same thing after being screwed by Aslan so many times.

I think all the Pevensies could have had a better life, but it's no argument that Susan was the most screwed over.

[collapse-and-comfort]

Two words: febrile.hallucinations.

*slams hands on table*

You mean one of the best things ever?!

The whumpee falls into a fitful sleep and gets tangled in his blankets.

He wakes up hallucinating and agitated; and it only gets worse when his mobility is limited by his sheets.

The caretaker, who hasn’t left his side, hushes him and tells him “It’s okay. Hey, look at me! I promise there’s nothing there.”

The whumpee is a sweating, shaking wreck, mumbling deliriously. Maybe he’s apologizing for something he did in his past? Or maybe he’s begging a perceived threat to leave him and his caretaker alone?

“You don’t understand,” he rasps at his caretaker as he tries desperately to get out of bed. “We have to get out of here. Now.”

The caretaker calmly explains that there’s no danger, and he’s running a really high fever. They work to keep their friend in bed, and untangle the blankets. That seems to help.

The whumpee’s eyes still dart around the room, but the caretaker presses his shoulders back down. The caretaker smiles at him, but they are very concerned about the way heat is rolling off the whumpee’s body.

Or imagine the caretaker resolving to get the whumpee to the hospital once he starts seeing things that aren’t there.

They slowly, carefully lead him to the vehicle, offering calm reassurances all the while; trying to get him to focus on putting one foot in front of the other, rather than the visions plaguing him.

And the ride to the hospital is no easier. The caretaker drives as quickly as he dares, dividing his attention between the road and their trembling friend. The whumpee’s head lolls against the passenger side window, but it snaps up when he thinks he hears/sees something.

By the time they get to the hospital, the whumpee must rely on the caretaker for support, and the bright lights cause him to curl in on himself even more. He’s muttering things the caretaker can’t understand, and when medical staff takes him to be treated, he looks back at the caretaker with fearful, unfocused eyes.

Or the triple threat (and probably my personal favorite): Hallucinations caused by a fever that is caused by an infected wound!

The whumpee is unable to care of his wounds as his fever climbs, but he won’t let his doctors/caretakers anywhere near him because instead of help, he sees his whumper.

He backs himself into a corner, shaking his head while clutching his painful wound when they insist they need to see his injury.

He becomes combative, and the medical staff/his caretakers must resort to manhandling him for his own good.

And of course there’s always the good, old ‘holding the whumpee down in cold water to bring their fever down!’

He raves, and begs, and struggles against his “attackers.” He’s already freezing, and he hurts, and why are they doing this to him?! Just leave him alone!

It doesn’t take long for his energy to deplete itself, but he still pants and pleads. His tears blend in with the water on his face.