ANITA TAGGED ME AND IT’S BETTER THAN REVISION
1. Were you named after anyone? I was named after my great aunt I think. My middle name is also my aunt’s name. Coincidence I THINK NOT
2. When was the last time you cried? Oh god, I don’t cry that often. Probably about four weeks ago after my English teacher got me fuming about stuff
3. Do you like your handwriting? I love my handwriting because no one else can read it straight away, when actually it’s pretty legible. It’s like my own little code. I got told once that it looks like a spider had had a fit on the paper while holding a pen. Make of that what you will.
4. What is your favourite lunch meat? Are you Hannibal?
5. Do you have kids? Baby goats? No. Offspring? Also no.
6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? I think people can find me a bit intimidating; I don’t suffer fools at all, let alone lightly, so I guess I’d have a sass-off with me before coming to a cool mutual dislike of each other
7. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Oh ALL the time
8. Do you still have your tonsils? Had em taken out when I was two but they left a bit in by mistake so I still get tonsillitis. IRONY
9. Would you bungee jump? Would you pay me?
10. What is your favourite cereal? Coco pops 4 lyf
11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Always
12. Do you think you’re strong? Both physically and emotionally, I’m not as strong as people think I am. I make myself out to be really tough
13. What is your favourite ice-cream? ALL THE ICE CREAMS
14. What is the first thing you notice about people? Eye contact. Then presence/absence of fandom t-shirt. Then their smile.
15. Red or pink? RED the colour of angry chairs what
16. What is your the least favourite thing about yourself? My thighs fucking suck, man. I also set my academic standards way too high. I also tend to repel all possible love interests.
17. Who do you miss the most? My dad
18. What is the Paul McKenna technique you need to work on the most? Getting famous and stinking rich by pretending to hypnotise people. That’s a good technique
19. Any tattoos? No, but I’d like one
20. What colour shoes are you wearing? NO SHOES so FLESH COLOUR
21. What was the last thing you ate? Roast lamb nomnomnom
22. What are you listening to right now? An Awesome Wave by Alt-J - I’m seeing them tomorrow woooo
23. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? White because I’d never get used and would LIVE FOREVER while my buddies got doodled into an early grave
24. Favourite smell? You can’t beat a cooking sausage
25. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Hahaha a think tank asking me my opinion on Nick Clegg. I don’t think they expected such negativity
26. Mountain hideaway or beach house? Mountain hideaway. No coastal erosion, no rising sea levels. I’d have a legitimate reason to have a helicopter. Sorted.
27. Favourite sport to watch? Rugby. Definitely rugby (Union, obviously)
28. Hair colour? THE COLOUR OF CORN ahem blonde
29. Eye colour? The bluest eyes that ever blued. Well, a bit grey too but shhh
30. Do you wear contacts? Nope
31. Favourite food? NO DON’T DO THIS TO ME it’ll have to be pie of the savoury kind
32. Scary movies or happy endings? NEITHER
33. Last movie you watched? Star Trek Into Darkness I could legit write an essay on its perfection but I won’t because nobody cares
34. What colour shirt are you wearing? NO SHIRT so FLESH COLOUR
35. Summer or winter? Winter
36. Hugs or kissing? Hugs because I know no better
37. Favourite dessert? Chocolateness things
38. Strength training or cardio? Strength so I can knock someone out oh yeahh
39. Computer or television? Computer.
40. What book are you reading right now? The Crow Road by Iain Banks and Nigel Farage’s autobiography (shhh my politics teacher gave it me and he keeps asking me about it so I actually have to read it)
41. What is your mouse pad? People still use mouse pads?
42. Favourite sound? Breathing.
43. Rolling Stones or Beatles? Beatles were my childhood
44. What is the farthest you been from home? Australia bitches.
45. Do you have a special talent? I am Beyonce when nobody is looking. I also manage to be cynical about EVERYTHING
46. Where were you born? University College Hospital, London
47. Where are you living now? Sheffield
48. What colour is your house? STONE COLOURED
49. What colour is your car? Granny red. Hence why she’s called Mabel
50. Can you tag someone to answer this next? I tag Mycrycroft because ily bb I'll throw Nastyhobbitses in the mix as well because four for you tabs you go tabs I also tag Sh3rl0ckian because it’ll give her something to do to avoid revision Technologically-retarded you’re here too Grace you’re tagged And so is Annie love you gurl :D
OK THANKS BYE