#amazingpil

[danandphilnews]

Phil’s Instagram story 7/7/18

[retiredfromsadness]

i swear i was all happy about how soft they looked and then they just put those wigs on WHY DO YOU DESTROY EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH

[summonernoctis]

i had a dream last night where dan and phil were playing life is strange and they were on episode 2 CAN THIS PLEASE HAPPEN?

[kirbytrouble]

so halloween baking...

Dan: Dan and Phil festive action!

Dan: let's not personify the bowl, we'll have fanficion before we know it

Dan: [licks peanut butter from spoon Phil is holding] that's what you subscribed for

Dan: teach me dad

Dan: god, I just wanna pour that all over my body

Dan: cmon Phil lick that spatula! [puts camera closer] cmon Phil give them what they want! oh, sweet shit.

Dan: [puts hood up to show horns] now I'm horny..... whoops. reverse!

Dan: [singing] half an hour has passed! what do I want in here? I want your ass........ so we can open the fridge....

me: why are you like this

[phannieblurbs]

D/P HS au where you're a popular cheerleader & then get paired up for a project and they find out you both have the same interests? love ur stuff btw (:

THIS IS MY SHIT ALSO HELLO IT IS I ASHTON AND I OWN DANSBELT AND I’M HERE TO CO-OWN HERE WE GO

Dan: y’all would bond over muse when you tell him that you wanted your routine music to include muse songs, and also tbh just imagine his hand on your thigh while you’re working on this stupid ass project

Phil: he would bond with you because you had a tiger on your uniform or something and you would just start talking about animals and then you’d invite him to your next game

-ash af

[phannieblurbs]

Blurb based on Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare?

dan:- daniel howell was apart of the forbidden family which meant you had never seen him

- one night, you sneak into one of the howell’s extravagant parties, accompanied by your best friend

- you mingle in the crowd before exiting the large ballroom to get some air

- in the garden sat a tall, curly haired boy and when your eyes met, you knew it was fate

- making your way across the garden and sitting next to him

- spending the whole night talking to the handsome man

- “by the blessed moon we shall see each other agai-” “don’t swear by the moon daniel, she is inconsistent. don’t swear at all.”

- placing a kiss to his lips before running out of the garden to catch up with your friends, mind racing about your handsome beau

phil:- the love of your life was also an enemy. phil lester was a beautiful person inside and out but the feud kept you in secret

- late at night phil would climb over the high walls of your manor and navigate himself all the way to your balcony just to speak to you

- you constantly warned him of the dangers he was risking by standing under you room to which he’d always have the same response

- “if thou doth love me, let them find me here. my death in thou’s love is better than in hate.”

- phil attempting to climb the balcony when the sounds of guards are apparent

- phil beginning to run, shouting a quick, “one day my love, we will be together eternally!” before scaling the large walls and leaving you to blush over how much you two loved each other

(this is fucking awful I’m so sorry bye)

[phannieblurbs]

What about just a cuddle day? like where you stay in and just spend time together!

dan: 

- waking up and deciding that you and dan would just spend the whole day sleeping and cuddling

- dan leaves the bed momentarily to grab some breakfast and snacky foods for you both to share over the course of the day

- talking about the problems in the world while curled in each others arms

- him helping you pick out movies that you both love and marathoning them

- pecking your forehead every so often because he loves you more than anyone ever

phil: 

- you try to get out of bed in the morning but phil clings to your arm and convinces you to stay in bed with him and waste the day

- popping popcorn and making coffee for the two of you before returning to bed with phil

- jumping into his arms as he opens them for you 

- watching a serious show and out of nowhere phil starts tickling you making you cry tears of laughter

- lying your head on his lap while he plays with your hair and styles it 

[phannieblurbs]

Being at Louise's awkward fancy meal oh my gosh but Dan elbows you in the tit instead of Louise

- oh my god

-imagine you being one of louise’s best friends and not really knowing dan too much other than through his videos

-since you didn’t come with anyone you get stuck sitting next to him

- “hi, i’m dan, i’m one of louise’s friends.”  “i noticed, considering we’re all here for here!”

- dan loving the fact that you could be sarcastic with him

- ordering the confusing fancy food with the help of none other than dan howell

- you two chatting it up the entire night and annoying everyone with your inappropriately timed humor and forming inside jokes

- dan calling for the bill and accidentally whacking you in the boob which sends you doubled up in pain

- “oh my god i’m so sorry,” dan rambles, the whole table desperately trying to hold back their laughter

- dinner ending and dan walking you to your cab since everyone else were busy with their own little social groups

- “i’m sorry for hitting you in the boob, maybe i could make it up to you?”

- and that is how you scored a date with daniel james howell