#amazonology

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"Hey, little whore! I just learned you jailbait are putting the move on my husband. You wanna play with the grown-ups, you gotta show you got what it takes. Your tits can't compete with mine, so leave him alone or prepare to prove your worth."

"Dear Mrs. Stinton. I'm younger, sexier and your little boobs can't compare to mine, as your husband keeps repeating as he slides his cock between them. I'm also my school's titfight champion, so if you know what's good for you, you'll let me fuck your husband in peace."

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Dear Professor;

I'm on vacation and a brunette started coming on to me despite me being obviously married to my super hot wife, who didn't appreciate being disrespected. "I'm gonna teach her some manners," she said as she went to the brunette and, after exchanging a few hostile words, they left the hotel pool and headed inside.

An hour later, I got this image with the following text:

"I defeated your wife and took her bikini as a trophy. This is how it looks on me. Come on up to your room; I want your hot cum on my superior tits."

You'd think my wife would ask for divorce after I spent the remaining days of our vacation with the brunette, but instead she joined a jiujitsu class and she's been ultra kinky in bed since.

So my guess is I married an Amazon, right?

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Dear Professor;

My wife is very proud of her breasts and she flaunts them so much that she regularly get into titfights with jealous rivals. When it happens, she always sends be a pic of her before she locks tits with her opponent and follows it with a picture of the winner--always her.

Except this time, when she met her match in a braless brunette who made her submit. "This bitch has won a load of your cum on her ugly hooters," she wrote. "She's coming over."

I'm proud of my wife and her perfect chest, but I wish she lost more often...

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Dear Professor:

My wife surrendering to a vicious fingering.

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Every woman she rolls with hate her, but she makes it a point to always shove her breasts into their face.

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Serena got tired of catching her boyfriend at the tatami where the brunette competed during the entire tournament, leering at her revealing cleavage, so when she got to face her in the Finale, she made sure to punish her orbs with every dirty tricks in the book.

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Ildiko loves to roll with male opponents, and male opponents love to roll with Ildiko. However, male opponents' girlfriend hate when their men roll with Ildiko, but they can't do anything because it's less humiliating to know your man is about to jizz in his gi than to have to tap out from Ildiko's breastsmothers.

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Dear Professor;

When my girlfriend heard my ex-girlfriend was writing me again, she sent her a bikini picture showing off the rack she's so proud of and challenging her to a titfight.

However, she had never seen a pic of my ex--something my ex remedied by sending her a shot of her intimidating cleavage.

To her credit, my girlfriend didn't back down and she did put up a fight for almost 10 minutes before surrendering.

Too bad, too, because my ex is crazy and now I'm back with her...