Dear Omnissiah,
The tombs of the Necrons are very much out of compliance with your rules about the construction of work spaces! The lack of railings in particular are truly horrible as they combine it with narrow ledges! They must assume everyone is a wretched platform servo!
It is not my fault that I keep falling off such heretical stairways that do not adhere to your much proven rules. The violations here would get the architecture surely tried for heresy. The abhorrent lychguard assigned to ensure I remain in this den of horrible violations claims it is because I am clumsy and do not pay attention to where I am going. He refuses to listen about the lack of railings on the stairs. What does he know about such things to ignore my justified complaints? I do not ask him to keep catching me! If he finds me such a pest, he could let me splatter on the floor due to his negligence to ensure your virtuous compliance are met.
It is also terribly unfair how strong he is. And his rather nice lateral symmetry. I am going to continue to try and find a way to escape, if only I could figure out a map of this daft place... Sincerely and your devoted priest, Thea
---- The actually is rather clumsy and the tomb world is a sea of OSHA violations that she will not avoid. Amenotehk is not amused.
Quick doodle before bed that got stuck in my head!