#amgkatt

[samuelroukin]

devoting oneself to benfic readership must involve some fine print vows, not so much "through sickness and health" as "through piss and puke" 😌💕🫶 the bodily functions i have followed your writing through would astound past, more easily squicked versions of myself. truly you must promise never to use your gift for evil ‼️

LJDGDKGHTJHGTST i'm sorry 😭 (i'm not that sorry) also your comment about the boba sized eggs helpppp i should've done that fr...soap showing up 15 minutes late for a meeting holding a big drinky with suspiciously shimmery boba just sipping and chewing away like yum 😋

[samuelroukin]

charlie said we can't both be crashing out rn so it's my turn with the quitting writing, you can have it back after i take another 12 year hiatus. looks like u gotta keep writing in the interim, sorry i dont make the rules 😌

(in all seriousness tho sometimes u do need a lil break, and you've been exceedingly prolific for years now like putting out insane numbers. just dont quit forever pls 🫶💕)

nuh uh it's my turn‼️i've been stagnant/backsliding for over a year so it's Time, i've earned it sorry 🙂‍↕️

[samuelroukin]

since we're sharing cat pics in your askbox, please accept this offering of my youngest child

child abuse??? blocked and reported to the authorities

[samuelroukin]

even if it doesn't drop until september i still want the mermay fic pls pls pls *greedy grabbing hands*

plsss too nice to me 🥺

[samuelroukin]

re: soap as dogs, i fully believe he is a sheltie. working dog, needs a job or task to set himself to or he'll lose his goddamned mind and make up arbitrary rules to follow and/or destroy things as an outlet. may do all of that for fun anyway even with proper enrichment. also needs lots of outside time running around. establishes intense bonds, but will only really respond to commands from his handler.

not that. i have thought about this. or anything.

ooooh that's really close to what i picked! i barely know anything about dogs but i usually picture a belgian malinois for him, it's the same thing with being a working dog but they're often used in police, military, and search and rescue work which yk. really smart and high energy, obvs very obedient when trained, and while not obedient Only to their handler, that's def their fave person in the world (all from brief research tbf, i could be way wrong)

[samuelroukin]

what if my normal showers are 15 min tops but it takes 30 extra mins on hair wash day, bringing that to 45 min once per week am i still getting LASH called on me 🥺👉👈

once a week you're getting 45 lashes, i'm sorry 😔

[samuelroukin]

you have admitted to being a pineapple pizza enjoyer (which i can overlook but not forgive) but have you ever tried pineapple on burger?

i have! we had this local little vegan place i went to for my birthday once (usually just ordered takeout lol) and they had this chicken burger with grilled pineapple, it was incredible and very hard to eat bc whose mouth opens that wide......worth it tho

[samuelroukin]

quastions 4 u re: Darragh (finally on the last chapter so soon he will have fulfilled his purpose in 1911 and will be returned safely to the toybox)

where in Ireland is he from?? (i just said Belfast as a placeholder)

Scar over the eye he lost or nah?

this is more of a complaint than a question but rude of you to call him a shortstack at 173cm when he's taller than me 😒 (165) i was picturing like dookie height smdh

omg i still gotta read, hit me with so many hammers if i don't put the wip down and get on that ‼️

as for ur questions

he is from dublin like his actor which i know is uncreative but well. i even picked the street he grew up on and i'm attached now lol

YES, depending on the version bc my canon events are ever-changing he lost it to shrapnel half caught in his helmet and he's lucky that all he lost was his eye <3

he's short compared to the other lads! especially next to ghost who i hc to be 6'5"/196cm lmao

the way i cackled LMAO yeah that's him 😌 and this is so funny after i just today wrote the line "darragh under [ghost], hissing like an angry kitten" like u truly get the vision