#amphitrite

[okminer07]

Uncharted Waters - Chapter 10: Seeking A Cure (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/1635588148-uncharted-waters-chapter-10-seeking-a-cure?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=Baldbobross   

I know my splitting up of parts here is a bit sloppy and random, so if you’re looking for a more neatly divided format, I’ve organized the parts into chapters on Wattpad. In the future, I’ll try to be more organized, but I sometimes get anxious about posting updates, so I post them a little too soon 😅 

(Please don’t hate me for using Wattpad)

[pink-lemonade-rose]

Amphitrite and Theseus. Attic red figure kylix, c. 500-450 BCE. Attributed to the Briseis Painter.

[12thdoctorkazami]

I have a random headcanon that who teached politics to Agapetos and Poseidon was Amphitrite (just like how she teached them how to dress up nicely)

Because those were just busy to learn world and building a house and more, I know they struggled a lot when it is time to actually rule the seafolk BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO IDEA HOW THINGS WERE WORKING AND HOW SHOULD THEY BE UNTILL AMPHITRITE ENTERS THEIR LIFE! And I bet she learned few things from Nereus and Doris

Amphitrite: Oh my- You two have zero idea how to deal with entire seafolk...

Poseidon: Isn't just like...

Amphitrite: No dear, they're not like sea creatures, you can't treat them like how you treat a fish.

Agapetos: Isn't like...

Amphitrite: Not like souls or stars. Underworld rules are different from here.

Agapetos: Yes, I notice that but...

Amphitrite: No Agape, whatever you were about to say, it is a great no. Take off your notebooks, you have many things to learn.

[bcowlick]

Paxos is just Amphitrite's private All Included Resort.

And Poseidon is the one that pays the maintanance of it jdjdkdk

From this site:

The Complete Guide to Paxos

Paxos where the emerald green meets azure blue, an island of colours! The little big island in the Ionian

[bcowlick]

Skinny Poseidon jumpscare

Jk, is adult Triton (on his land form) jsjdidjl

Poseidon: I'd look like that if i started skipping dessert

Amphitrite: Please, don't skip dessert dear

[randomgreekfandomspals]

Amphitrite: Honey, will you please come to bed?

Poseidon: In a minute

Amphitrite: You need to sleep

Poseidon: I know. I'll be there in a bit.

Amphitrite: We can cuddle

Poseidon: *looks at her, intrigued* Yeah?

Amphitrite: Yeah you, big softie

[bcowlick]

-Slams table-

The next time i see a greek mythology retelling where Poseidon and Hera are having an affair, and is implied that Poseidon wanted to marry Hera since the beginning, and that Zeus stole Hera from him.

I will kill every person involved in that retelling in the glorious name of Loud-Moaning Amphitrite, i swear-

[bcowlick]

Amphitrite: Look at my husband, look at that! He came back home drunk! He told me he was visiting a friend- HE VISITED DIONYSUS!

Amphitrite, sticking her head out of the window: YOU'RE STAYING OUTSIDE TONIGHT, YOU HEAR ME?! I WON'T OPEN THE DOOR FOR YOU!

Poseidon: LOVE!! LOVE I BROUGHT YOU PEACE OFFERINGS!! -Raises a bag of take out-

Amphitrite: -Gasp- Aww, he brought me food!! I'm coming bubble!!