#ampxtee

[pxrnstache]

ampxtee:

❝Or you’llspoil the surprise. You’re not supposed to see the bride’s dress before the wedding. Or…some- thing. I dunno.❞

"I thought that dumb superstition crap was only a thing 'cause back in the day all the chicks were unfuckably ugly and the dudes were creepy and old so they had to do arranged marriages. But you kind of have a point. I like surprises. Hot surprises."

[pxrnstache]

(Waifu) "Don’t look!"

Send me one to see how my muse reacts!

"Or else what?"

[lumincsity-blog]

[notawhim-blog]

ampxtee | pocketfulofpenderghast | sadiiistic

         "I've heard this place is h a u n t e d.                Sometimes you can hear the wails of the               students who once-- ... wait, no, that's               just the students who attend Hellton now."

[pxrnstache]

ampxtee:

   ❝I mean, I would be on that like white on rice, but… Y’know. I’m not really diggin’ the whole waspy ascot and boat shoes deal.❞

"I'm glad to fuckin' hear it-- I think. What even is it with rich guys and dressing like total faggots?"

[pxrnstache]

(Waifu) "Somebody's jealous."

Jealousy Starter Sentences.

"I'm not jealous, baby, I'm pretty sure it's like man instinct or some shit to get weird about younger, richer, metrosexual-er guys who are out to steal my woman."

[inked-inmate]

ooc: if you're tagged, you're on the relationships page so far -- not all bios are done but will be soon (plus more profiles added when I think) :)

[ampxtee-blog]

[SMS » Mendez]: Is that right.

[pxrnstache]

[ ✉ ▶ Dr. Feelgood ;) ] well fuck [ ✉ ▶ Dr. Feelgood ;) ] i didn't mean it like [ ✉ ▶ Dr. Feelgood ;) ] is it too late to pull the sorry i'm a little bit drunk card