#amusing hypergoat

[withicecream99]

Hey, here’s a cool concept:

Hypergoat, but like... gay.

[withicecream99]

Wowie, I’ve made 1000 posts!

This is my 1001st post.  I should do something special; something I’ve never done before.  The pressure is real, but I’m sure I can deliver.

Okay here we go...  The ultimate withicecream99 text post...

I love Hypergoat!

[withicecream99]

Alright, so I need to talk about something that happened last night.

A big group of us went bowling.  Bowling is fun.  I like bowling.

That guy who’s the source of all my feelings of unrequited love for the past couple of years was also there.  He is fun.  I like him.

Now, if you’ve been keeping up with my angsty vague posts, you’d know that I was beginning to move past him and become romantically free, which is a good thing because given the choice, I’d rather not die alone.  If you’ve been following me at all, you’d also know that I’ve been falling deeper and deeper into Undertale and all that jazz.  This is all fine.  I’m fine with both of these things.

But do you know what’s not fine?  Do you know what this person decided to make his bowling name?  Hypergoat.  This vanilla child [who happens to be 20 years old] who has never even played/seen Undertale (and definitely doesn’t know how deep I am into it) made his bowling name HYPERGOAT.

I call foul play.  Even if I accept that 2017 will become the awkward year of the goat, things like this just should not happen.  If anything, this is the final proof that this universe is nothing more than a simulation--the sole purpose of which is to fuck with me.

Fuck you, too, universe <3

[withicecream99]

My phone is starting to autocomplete hypergoat. Lord help me

[withicecream99]

Me: I don't need no man!

Me: *Listens to Air Supply staring at the ceiling*

[withicecream99]

In Case You Were Wondering...

How long I’ve been pining for Hypergoat...

2014.  May of 2014.  That’s almost three years.

Romance is hopeless :D