#analog wizard

[analog-wizard]

so far things the baby likes

-me

-alien the first one

-the spectral orb that invested the backroom, now i cant get it cleansed so thank you baby

things the baby doesnt like

-me on a tuesday, ive since removed tuesdays from the store sorry about that

-corned peaches, this is fine because i dont even know where baby found it, i am having to remove them as they appear

-anyone named jerry, im now finding out a lot of our clientele is unfortunately named jerry. good news, baby isnt transphobic, isnt getting mad at people who used to be named jerry

[analog-wizard]

baby’s name is jean genet now sorry baby

[analog-wizard]

yo someone left their baby in the bathroom is it mine now or what

[analog-wizard]

look i didnt want to say anything but baby has received no three gifts from any wandering wizards who pass through the store

[analog-wizard]

looking for interns

- you get paid an amount idk you tell me

- i have several bedrooms about garages you can live in if you need

Requirements

- you can name like, five arcane movies we have in stock

- you can fix my cd player it’s been acting up and im like wicked not good with tech spells

- you can already, or think you can easily pick up how to, immediately cast a lock spell on the door if we have an annoying customer coming up to us. or anyone from corporate