FANFIC 101: Tips Me and A Friend Came Up With in A Very Math Class
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NO BLUE ORBS. Don't be scared to use the word EYES, trying to analogise it only makes you sound like a hater
dogs are great!! include them in your fic at all costs. preferably alive.
minimise heterosexuality in your fic. the more hetero it gets the higher chance it has to be made into a bad cringe Netflix movie no one wants to see. I don't care if it has Sydney Sweeney's glorious boobies
ANTAGONIZE redemption arcs, embrace the evil in people. sometimes it makes them hot.
if your work is over 100k words, get a ko-fi. you DESERVE to be paid, dont lie to yourself. PATREON at LEAST.
tags are not always necessary, sometimes they're for comedic purpose. for example: no beta we die like my dog.
RESPECT the haters. better yet. make a fic out of them. maybe you'll get a life long soulmate. at worst you'll get doxxed.
everyone should learn how to write a proper down and dirty scene. ROUGH AND TUMBLE SCENE. GAG AND WAG SCENE. otherwise known as a fight scene
all fanfics should be written in front of unjustifiable criminals as punishment for their sins
If you don't have a twitter don't get it. multiplies your debuffs by five.
If you've checked all the boxes so far, CONGRATULATIONS, you're ready to take on the most harrowing, hated on, thankless job in the universe. An ao3 mod.