Moxiesleep + “Stop hiding under the table” (I really love your writing Izzy!! All your ficlets make me go :D !!! 💞💖💗)
Moxiesleep - Hiding
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"Stop hiding under the table, babe," Remy said, crouching down and lifting the table cloth so he could get a good look at his boyfriend, Patton.
"Is the spider gone?" Patton asked.
Remy nodded. "Yup. Virge just took it outside, so we're good."
Patton let out a deep breath, relieved. When Remy held his hand out to him, Patton took it immediately. He let Remy pull him out from under the table, and Patton stumbled as he straightened up too quickly.
"Oh!" He exclaimed.
Remy caught him. "Careful, you don't wanna bump your head on that table, babe."
Patton smiled at him. "Aww, you're sweet."
Remy let out an amused laugh, giving Patton that half smile he often gave his boyfriends, which always gave Patton the urge to kiss him until they ran out of breath.
"What, just 'cos I don't want you to get hurt?"
"Yup! You're the best."
"Isn't that, like, the bare minimum, though? I think you might need higher standards, hun."
Patton laughed. "My standards are high enough! I mean, I did end up with the two best boyfriends in the world, after all."
"Can't argue with that!" Remy said. "Virge is gorgeous, duh, and look at me! I'm super hot."
"You are!"
Just as Patton finished saying that, Virgil entered the room, stuffing his hands into his pockets as he strolled over to his boyfriends.
"The spider has been dealt with," Virgil said.
Patton beamed. He bounced over to Virgil, gratefully throwing his arms around his boyfriend's neck - prompting a slight, fond smile to form on Virgil's face.
"My hero!" Patton said.
Virgil snorted, as Patton pressed a kiss to his cheek. "The spider was just the size of my thumb. It was nothing, babe."
"Hey!" Remy laughed. "If you don't want Patton's gratitude kisses, I'll take them."
"I didn't say that," Virgil said.
He then leant down, and kissed Patton properly.