Apr 24, 2018
“If I had a buck for every time a kindred seemed surprised that I own a cellphone, I’d be one rich man.”
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“If I had a buck for every time a kindred seemed surprised that I own a cellphone, I’d be one rich man.”
“Been a while, huh?”
do brujahs really kick people out of the clan for not having enough switchblades and motorcycles?
There’s a small chuckle from the Brujah, and he smiles faintly, thoroughly amused by the question.
“Last time I checked our clan didn’t do that, so I couldn’t tell you. You should probably get a motorcycle and a switchblade, just in case. You might even be able to start a conversation with us.”
“Listen kid,”
“I don’t know what the hell you think you’re doing, but you should probably knock it off before you attract the wrong attention.”
@fortunefucked / starter call