Happy 4k! Can I request Elrond/Celebrian, spring, 15. “Are you going to stop me?”
“Are you going to stop me?” Celebrían challenged, quirking an eyebrow.
Elrond groaned, burying his flaming face in his hands. “Can I stop you?” he mumbled.
She laughed brilliantly. “Ai, Elrond,” she giggled, scooping him up into her arms. “If it really embarrasses you that much, I will refrain.”
“No...no, it’s fine,” Elrond sighed, melting into her embrace. How was it that even at her most devious, she was still the most wondrous person in the world? “If you really want to tell the story of how I ran away the first time you asked to kiss me...you may. If it will make you happy.”
“Dearest,” she said, patting his cheeks affectionately. “I am sure everyone at the wedding has already heard the story. It’s not as if it’s news.”
“That doesn’t mean we need to remind them,” he grumbled, but he knew already he would agree to anything—absolutely anything—his wife-to-be asked.
7, Elrond and Celebrian? Fluffy fourth age Valinor, preferably. * if you feel like it.
7. to say good morning
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Elrond woke with a hand on his cock.
For a brief moment he was vaguely horrified—until he felt his wife kiss the back of his neck as she stroked him to hardness, and he was overwhelmed again with love and lust. She was here, with him, wanting him. He was here, with her, wanting nothing more.
“Good morning, beloved,” Celebrían breathed into his ear, rubbing her thumb over his cockhead in the way that even still made him moan and beg. Ai—she knew him so well. Not even a half-century of separation could take away the blessed memory of their bodies coming together in perfect rhythm.
“Meleth,” he gasped, twisting his neck to catch her in a messy kiss. She laughed as their mouths met, unadulterated joy bursting across their marriage bond, and it was with Celebrían’s name on his lips that Elrond came, arching into her touch.
“I love you,” he whispered when he was done, turning to face her beautiful smile. She was lovelier than he remembered her, scars and all: she was perfect. She was his. And he was hers.
Celebrían kissed him, her ardor not yet sated. “Fuck me, my lord,” she purred, and he felt his blood stir again. “It has been too long...”
“I made love to you last night,” he pointed out, but he gladly let her roll him over and straddle him, tugging at his cock some more.
He was still sensitive as she sank down onto him, moaning her pleasure, the most radiant being in all of Arda. Her wet heat around him drove him mad, her pert little breasts bouncing as she rode his cock made him wild, the life in her whole body made him weep for gratitude that they had this, they had each other once more.
“I said—” Celebrían gasped— “to fuck me—” not “make love”!
“Aye, my lady,” he growled, and grabbed her by the hips, thrusting up into her with all the joyous vigor he could muster.
Soon she was crying out herself, coming hot and wet around him, clenching so tight that he followed her into bliss once more. Even when they untangled and slumped back down into bed, Elrond could not remember the last time he had been so happy, unless it was every other moment he had spent at her side.
“Besides,” she murmured, tracing patterns on his chest with a long, sparkling nail. “It is always too long since you last fucked me.”
“Another round?” he teased, and she laughed softly, pressing a kiss to his ear.
I shall simply never have enough of you, she murmured. We have so much lost time to make up for.
He squeezed her rear, pulling her ever closer, listening to the miraculous beating of her heart. I love you, he told her for the millionth time. I love you, and I’ll never let you go again.
“This is a good morning,” Celebrían sighed, resting her head on his shoulder. But every morning is a good one, when I wake with you at my side.
Things i enjoy: sadly we know basically nothing about her but i love her very much anyway. Props to her for looking at the nerdy mess who sprouts feathers when he's nervous and going "husband material" tbh
Thing based on tenuous evidence: she's a monsterfucker. 100%. Also a humanfucker, bc she has the range
Question i have: hey jirt can you tell us ANYTHING?? A personality perhaps??
Line i like: she doesn't have any :(((
Preferred version: i like the NoME thing about her being born in the early second age, but that doesn't contradict anything anyway
Favorite relationships: elrond obvs!! But also gil-galad, and her with her kids (elladan and elrohir are mama's boys)
Reaction to tom bombadil: they meet up for tea sometimes actually :) friends
CHUBBY PUNK BUCKY VERSE by essieincini /series/120534 most delightful AU
OH MY GOD?? WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE???
Okay listen up, here you go: Jeeves and the Secret of Service by Mice (Jeeves/Wooster)
This is...wow. Fraught with repressed pining repressed sexual urges and navigating a repressive class system AND YET. These two caring weirdos have managed to find each other and are willing to fight for each other. Really really really really good.
I found a new job partly using your advice, thank you!! Now I am moving to Austin, any advice on apartment hunting? I keep finding places that look nice, but have terrible reviews, and I want to have a plan when I go there later this week.
Oh man, congratulations on the new job!
I have had very little luck finding apartments on my own. I almost always go with an apartment-finding agency. I would google around for “austin apartment finder” or “apartment hunting austin”; you’ll probably turn up a few agencies that will help you find a place. In Chicago, there’s chicagoapartmentfinders, which will drive you around and show you places.
Be careful with these -- they like to show you two shitty places and then one slightly shitty place to make it seem better than slightly shitty. Make them show you more than three if you’re not satisfied with the first three. Also, you should never have to pay a fee for this service -- the landlord pays the fees.
You can also contact realtors in the area and ask if they’d be willing to show you around. Some realtors (the place I’m in now, a realtor found for me) will set you up with access to the MLS ahead of time and send you images of apartments that fit your specs -- this way you can investigate a bunch beforehand. Google “austin realtor apartment” or similar.
Make sure you have a list of what you want. Gas or electric stove? How thin are the walls? What can you hear when you stand still in the apartment for a few minutes? Are any of the taps leaky or difficult to turn on? What happens when you flush the toilet? Are the ceilings high enough? Do you get cellphone reception? Is it important to be able to have pets in the building? How old is the building? Older buildings will tend to have more problems with vermin, but that doesn’t mean an older building absolutely will. Do you need secure parking? Is the street outside well-lit? Are you close to amenities you need?
It’s ok to bring a checklist with you if you want. God knows I did. I wrote down everything from what the rent was to how the taps were.
And remember you don’t have to decide on the spot. Realtors and apartment agents are fond of telling you places are going fast, but that’s not really always the case. You can make a list of places you like and go home and think about it. There will always be another apartment available. :)
Finally, remember that most leases are for a year -- you can survive anywhere for a year, unless it’s actually a health hazard, in which case you can break the lease. Give yourself a year to maybe live in not the perfect apartment, so that you can learn your way around Austin and find one you love!
Good luck. Apartment hunting is exhausting. Bring snacks and stay hydrated!
