#ancient proverb

[morbidromanticblog]

Give a man therapy and he'll help you for a day; flirt with a therapist and you can avoid that.

[airesgay]

throwing up

[jarandku]

I think about fish sometimes

give a man a fish and he won't be hungry for a day

but give a man 2 fish and won't be hungry for two days

except if they are small fish

or if he is allergic

in that case he is very hungry or dead

or if he gets sick of fish by the second day and buys some fast food then the fish didnt do anything

actually

you know what

just dont randomly give people fish

creates more problems than it solves

[thegoodmorningman]

Invest a lot of time thinking about this one. Good Morning.

[gasstationpopcorn]

one who googles ozempic in the night must make pancakes in the morning

[quotes-by-dilanka]

Tell me the facts and I’ll learn.

Tell me the truth and I’ll believe.

But tell me a story, and it will live in my heart forever.

—Ancient proverb

[shitidol]

[euesworld]

"Good morning, may you smile more times than not and may you pants not fall off.."

Ancient eUë proverb of prosperity, haha - eUë