#and burps

[fartsicleguzzler]

stop who was gonna tell me i’m allowed to LIE to DOCTORS 😭😭 I THOUGHT THEY SEND YOU AWAY IF YOU DO THAT

[rumoredtoexist]

i ate a piece of ginger and now all the air that has ever entered my body is deciding to Exit My Body.

[to-kel-a-mockingbird]

I burped too much tonight and now I feel like I have to throw up

[rotfldm]

"Does it say your place of birth on your birthmark?" I say, as I realise I'm dangerously close to night blogging. 

Certificate.

I meant certificate.

[thezealoushearts]

15 Day Video Challenge done in 3 days (so this is the first 5 parts, fuckers)