#and chipotle

[ihatebnha]

when r u gonna tell ur followers that u eat smegma to maintain ur life force

when are u gonna tell YOUR followers that u keep me in a jar on ur dresser and it’s the only thing u feed me…

Let me out of here :////

[dirty--diary]

i really wish my wife had your type of body....

UM, YOU LOVE HER AND THE BODY SHE HAS!!!!

*anonymously ((or not)) confess something you’ve thought about me*

[skincareroutine]

amazing news since we last wrote to each other i have acquired takis. truly nature's most beautiful creature

[kiradical]

Expecting a delivery and I’m just frantically refreshing the page over and over to see if there’s an update.

It’s way past bedtime and I’m very sleepy.

I hope it comes soon.

[captainkreider]

damn i miss arby’s

[rlckygoldsworth]

I haven't had period cramps for the last few months and it was so nice while it lasted but now I have them this month and I feel like there's a little goblin inside my uterus clawing it's way out.

[culture-chimera-blog]

first thought of 2018: will chipotle be open today

[karori-zombie-society]

I feel like total shit and my mom is bringing me Chipotle because she is the most awesome mom in existence and no you can't have her

But you can totally share your own stories of mom awesomeness