May 6, 2024
Me: "Yeah, I enjoyed those episodes, but I'm still not feeling the Star Wars anymore. It's really just not for me..."
Star Wars: "Okay, but what if we make a show where a bunch of kids accidentally get launched into space and none of them actually knows how to fly the ship, so they're lost lightyears away from home?"
Me:
#IT'S STAR TREK PRODIGY AND CAMP CRETACEOUS BUT NOW WE'RE IN STAR WARS#we can explore the technical side of spaceship flight#learn about refreshers#and compressors#and coolant and fuel and hyperdrives and coaxium and calcinators#it can do SO MANY THINGS they're going to mess it up#don't mess it up#WE CAN HAVE HYPERLANES AND TRADE ROUTES AND PIRATES AND SPACE LINERS#star wars#skeleton crew#is this a movie or a show oh crap it's another movie being turned into a show this is going to be awful#this is going to be terrible oh no#WEAPONS OUTPUT AND SPACE SLUGS WE'RE GONNA SEE A SPACE SLUG AGAIN I KNOW IT AND MYNOCKS#maybe they'll have a pet mynock#gotta sell that merch#GIVE IT
