#and delerious

[brokentoasterrr]

backhanded compliments confuse me so FUCKING much. like are you

are you complimenting me or are you being rude

are you being rude and then realize that you’re rude so you stuff a compliment in there

“i usually don’t like stuff like this BUT” whAT THE FUCJ are you complimenting me by saying that i executed something well enough for you to like it? wha- i just

give me a straight up compliment or shut the fuck up please

[youweremeanttobehere]

It's 2:20 in the morning.

Thank you Tumblr for filling the hole sleep deprivation so frequently leaves in my life. Actually, I don’t thank you. Give me some fucking sleep. Jesus, someone give me some fucking elephant tranquilizer. I want to die.

[kaylorisrealyo]

Karlie: *liked & commented on JK's instagram pic*

Karlie: *posted a pic that's geotagged from the airport*

Karlie: *liked Taylor's instagram post about the St. Louis concert*

Me: *confused and wondering if this means what it might mean..*

[iidealism]

alternatives to swearing

• what the fajita tickling toenails • holy shampoodle my noodle • you're an asparagus smelling punk • well slam an egg into my butthole • egg

[subtlephantasm-blog]

im sick :(

[pinkietheadventurer-blog]

i'm just gonna really hope that was not about me:(