sometimes the poop takes you

stay with me

[marisatomay]

What are you even supposed to eat for dinner

[marisatomay]

And it’s like. Like it’s everyday girls.

[greelin]

doesn’t everyone constantly feel like they’re acting. All the time

[greelin]

[aaronstveit]

SUNSET AFTER 7PM NEVER KILL YOURSELF

[bearie]

[enki2]

[rnismatch]

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

[aiboumatsu]

WHAT

[thedogopera]

[ovur]

One thing you gotta know about me is that I do not answer the phone

[snertlet]

This is my first animation

their name is Wibbly None-the-Wiser

[webkinzcat]

[memorycycle]

imagine having a hole in a pipe so you call a plumber and he walks up and plugs it up with his penis and his body solidifies into metal

[memorycycle]

imagine having a leak in your roof so you call a repairman and he climbs up and plugs it up with his penis and his body solidifies into stucco

[fortzancudo]

i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint

[plumbo-gummite]

the smuckling smumbler

[zionvalley]

literally can't stop thinking about this

[butterflypeaflowertea]

how to stop being depressed how to get rid of depression fast how to not be depressed anymore how to become undepressed how to end depressive episode and/or disorder

[heavensghost]

sorry for acting batshit crazy I was feeling a little unwanted

[contemptible-scoundrel]

CUNNING CHESS MASTER: *moves a piece* the game is afoot.

FOOT FETISHIST CHESS MASTER:*gets a boner so hard it shakes the table* the gange is a wuh

[passion-of-l0vers]

have we tried substance abuse my liege