Swiss: *sitting on top of the cupboard, banging the door over and over and over*
Copia: You will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door!
Swiss: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats! Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose! *bang bang bang*
Copia: Kst! *sprays with water bottle*
Swiss: *throws himself to the ground like he’s been shot* Oh! Oh, I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy! Have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Copia: Umm… Okay?
Swiss three minutes later: *bang bang bang bang*














