Nov 4, 2024
Ares (proudly): Phobos, Deimos, meet your Auntie Athena!
Athena (staring at the twins): They're very...squishy.
Ares: They have their mother's eyes.
Athena: I guess.
Ares: Want to hold Phobos while I hold Deimos?
(Athena awkwardly accepts the baby)
Ares (worried): Try to cradle the head.
(Athena struggles)
Ares: No, cradle it. Don't do...whatever that is.
(Phobos cries)
Athena (concerned): Why won't he stop?
Ares: He probably needs to be burped. Just pat his back.
(Athena attempts and Phobos cries harder)
Ares: GENTLY, Athena. Geez.
(Frustrated, Athena tries turning him upside down)
Ares (horrified): What are you doing?!
Athena (panicking): I don't know!
