Apr 23
Grace, chewing thoughtfully: Man, these meburgers taste different today.
Simon, distractedly reading a book while eating: oh yeah, the Eridians took a sample from me to replicate so that we had more variety in our diet or something.
Grace, glancing down at the food in his hands and then back up at Simon in affront: Why do you taste so much better than me?!
#bloodymary#iron lung x project hail mary#this is silly#and possibly ill advised#But surely no negative consequences will come from Ryland eating Simon's definitely normal tissue right? :)#side note: later that evening Ryland will realize what he said earlier#And how it may have sounded taken out of context#and will just quietly scream into his hands while his face feels like its on fire#Because these are totally normal things to say to your roommate slash potential crush#meburgers#do we tag this with cannibalism??#I don't know if it counts