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I detect a sequel to giving the hoverbike the zoomies. By extension, giving the hoverpad the slopies. Humans and speed, eh?

Humans and speed!

Humans: freaking out more sensible species ever since we met them.

#Robin's not this bad #but she'd like to be #doesn't that look fun?#more sensible people: 'no it does not!'#their loss #humans are weird #gotta go fast #and high #and sideways #wheeeee #haso #hfy #humans are space orcs #and we love our speed #asks #The Token Human

Dear Marvel,

There may be such a thing as too many dutch angles.

Love, Me

#the defenders #I'm feeling so lop-sided watching this #and sideways #and so annoyed that emo kid gets the cello themes

I love the buzzcut, all then there is nothing for people to grab onto all maybe that is all part of the evil plan of his so he can just keep going and they can't stop him? No pulling him back just constant stimulation?

HE WOULD... RIGHT!?

But yeah. I remember the first time I saw these photos many, many moons ago when I was still in college... Yeah. There's a lot of nostalgic thirst going on.

Not to mention the shipping container's worth of nonsense there is to unpack here. To be honest, the hair is the least of my concerns because he's framing his crotch with those perfect hands and letting everyone have a peek at his tum while he's at it... AND HE'S WET.

Can we get an update to this? Please? I beg? For posterity? I think it would fuck me up all over again.

*huffs in frustration*