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when you got drunk last night and wake up to a text from your old situationship saying "how much did you drink last night?" and discover that you spam called him and had a very long conversation with him about wanting to put him in a jar and shake him like a bug. why me

#chatting ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹#why do i do this to myself #who let me near vodka #and tequila #“i wanna put you in a tiny jar and look at you and shake you” – me #“is this flirting?” – him

old ladies

#ellsworld #ew ell #ew tamara #ew matilda #ew tori #ew wtfuture #ft. ell's rat bastard adopted son i haven't found a name for #and tequila

Hi, it’s almost New Years and I love you.

#and tequila #if you think this is about you then it is #love you

You know what, Diego? I liked Havana Nights, and I ain't even ashamed. Yes, it may still be unopened in the shipping envelope it came in 6 months ago when I bought it for $5 off Amazon, and yes, it may be hidden underneath my Rogue One stuff in my Rogue One lair, but I suffered an "Oooh, Dirty Dancing shipped! I'm so excited!" dig from the person I share my Prime account with, and it was my first descent into total Lunacy. SO I LIKE IT. I will give you a standing O -- and any other O you like -- for it again and again and again (and for as long as you like, too). SO THERE.