#and true.

[the-darklings]

V is morosexual send tweet

—signs Ares before taking a slow sip of her Earl Grey.

Hector grunts in agreement, pinching a cigarette between his fingers as he watches V sit in between John and Santino. The latter looks ready to risk it all and leap at the world’s best assassin, only to be stopped by an occasional side-eye from the woman in question.

[midwxstmilf]

really just here to be beetlejuices trophy wife.

[handgiven]

what kind of uniquely human interaction are you?

a roomba named tevin;; every single tiny machine created has a name. you are the spirit that gave them the name. you are saying "we both live on the earth so you must also have an experience." you are every friendship with a plastic toy. every thank you to digital assistants. you are creating friendship wherever you can see it.

[titillatingtubist]

micromys replied to your photo:  You’ve got to make sure you’re wearing the...

   bliiiinded by the legs   

RUDE.

[carry-on-my-wayward-meg]

I remember years ago when I was still into the aries and then RIGHT ON MY BIRTHDAY, from someone COMPLETELY RANDOM on my timeline, I saw this CAKE which was ALSO PURPLE, written with icing:

“Happy Birthday, Bitch.”

With all them supposed “Sailor’s Mouth”.

Ah. Life and its ridiculous coincidences.

[psifreezeomega]

instead of using that money to commission unholy art of the pink badge bunny getting sexually assaulted, instead give it to him so he can at least buy himself a name from his boss who I assume is Mario

[artetscientia]

Me: I think it's crazy...

Crush: what?!

Me: we act my cute comics without noticing!

Crush:

Me:

Crush:

Me:

Crush: weird.