Aug 8, 2017
Sam?
One of my high school friends is named Sam. She is a huge dork and made my first math class of a year and a half a lot easier. Honestly couldn’t have gotten through the first unit without her help.
Also one of my coworkers is named Sam and he is also a huge dork. We both work at Arby’s and he made a “cookie slider” where he took one of our salted caramel cookies, broke it in half, put it on a mini bun, put a slice of swiss cheese on it, and then microwaved it like our regular sliders. It was disgusting but he still ate it.
Sam is just the name of a bunch of dorks. If you’re a Sam you’re a dork. Sorry. I don’t make the rules.