Oct 26, 2017
patron: can you help me? I've had this movie on hold for months. Someone was supposed to return it back in september and it still hasn't showed up.
me: oh i'm so sorry some people just aren't very good with the due dates. unfortunately there's no way to know for certain when that will be getting to you, but if you tell me the name of the movie i can tell you how many copies we've got floating around and when the other copies are due
patron: sure it's fire walk with me, that twin peaks movie
me, realizing i'm the asshole who has that copy checked out: uh............yeah....like i said, no way to know for sure but i have a good feeling it should be getting around to you soon
#work lb#what are the chances of this lady coming to this specific branch#in the one hour in weeks that i've sat at the desk#like this branch out of the whole county#to complain about a mystery patron#like we were bitching together about how bad people are about their loans#and...lo and behold#we were bitching about me#i think it's so funny but i feel so bad i'm gonna watch it quickly and return it asap#she said she's had the whole last season on her dvr forever and she wants to watch it so she can delete it#not x#big shut up