#andimbroke

[therellashitdashever]

Ooooouuuu boi. I'm not tryna talk about your day, I'm tryna fuck.

[ashleykaiba]

You know what really hurts?

The chest pains and burning of your hands when you turn in the check for college tuition.

[ladidaliz]

I have a dream that Taylor Swift will help me fix my car ;-;