Chenford + I lied, it wasn't just biology
Lucy was wishing she had applied multiple layers of antiperspirant all over her body as she began to stress sweat with anxiety nerves. She thought to herself again, WHY ? OMG - why had she volunteered to do this for Grey? She was never going to live this down, but hopefully she could turn this moment of embarrassment into something magical and wonderful for herself.
Lucy checked her outfit in the bathroom mirror and adjusted her red sequined top one last time, smoothing the one shoulder cropped top and triple checking the matching skirt with the thigh high slit. Then she applied one last coat of “devil may care” red lipstick. Oh well, here we go!
She stepped into the foyer where Nyla and Angela were waiting for her in similar dresses - theirs however were green. The three women shared a secret smile and Lucy thanked them one last time for their help with “everything.” Lucy asked, “are we good on the cards?” Nyla replied, “all set. Lucy - we’ve got this. Don’t worry. He’s not going to know what hit him.” Angela leaned over and hugged Lucy, whispering in her ear, “He’s standing back by the tree - likely trying to hide. Luna is grabbing him and pulling him closer to the front, so he can be one of the men you touch.” Lucy nods, as Angela waves the card - and puts it in the middle of her pile to hand out.
Wade stuck his head out in the hallway and asked if they were ready? All 3 nod, so he turns to the group in his living room and says, “all right, all right. Quiet please! Let’s make some space. Luna - go grab Tim from behind the tree, thank you. Thank you all for coming to our annual holiday party. Yes, yes. Quiet. Thank you. As you know, every year Luna and I rope some of your colleagues into providing “entertainment” for our gathering - who can forget Smitty’s drunk Santa? Tonight, we have something very special for everyone. The Elves are back and will be handing out cards to everyone - they are all different - please feel free to swap them AFTER the performance, okay?! Thank you. Okay, without further ado, ladies and gentlemen for one night only, please welcome Vixen and the Merry Elves!”
Grey hit the lights off and then after Lucy, Angela and Nyla tapped his arm, the lights came back on with the three of them draped on him. Lucy standing in front with Angela and Nyla on either side of Grey - who now has a Santa hat jauntily perched on his head. The crowd starts whooping, cheering and applauding. When Lucy starts to sing, the living room instantly quiets….
“I don't want a lot for Christmas……. there is just one thing I need……
I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own……. More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true…………..All I want for Christmas is you .”
There’s a momentary pause and then the karaoke machine clicks on and Grey hands Lucy a bedazzled microphone and she starts to move around the room, simultaneously singling and touching all the men seductively, running her hands across their chests, or down their arms.
Lucy sits in Smitty’s lap and he turns beet red and laughs.
When she stands in front of Tim as the song is drawing to a close- she first runs her hands across her collar bone, and then slowly drags her hand down his chest all while making direct eye contact and grabbing his belt buckle to pull him close flirtatiously as she croons, “All I want for Christmas is you.” Lucy then winks at him as Angela hands him his card and says, “Don’t you dare fuck this up.”
Tim stands in the living room - rooted in place as people applaud and mingle, swapping cards, laughing and then starting to leave. He can’t move. His brain has short circuited. Lucy was touching him. In PUBLIC, looking like a dream. He slowly comes back to himself when someone bumps into him so he runs his palm over his face to calm down. Trying not to show just how much he was affected by her.
Tim and Ashley had broken up the night before - when Ashley had accepted a job offer in Bali and expected him to retire on the spot to go with her. She was pissed that he was open to talking about it, but not open to actually doing it. He couldn’t, no wouldn’t leave LA. Leave the job he loved. Leave Lucy. Tim knew he was in love with Lucy, but he thought she loved Chris and he would suffer in silence as long as he could still be near her in any kind of way. He had told Lucy earlier today that he and Ashley were no more - and Lucy had hugged him, thinking he was sad over losing Ashley. As if.
He finally tuned into the conversations around him - something about gift cards. Tim opened his card and there was a picture of Kojo - sitting there with a roasted leg of some animal in his mouth looking ridiculously proud of himself , while wearing a Christmas sweater covered in pics of him and Lucy on it like snowflakes.. The caption on the card read, “Caught me a reindeer! May all Your Christmas Wishes Come True! (over). Tim laughed and turned the card over to see Lucy’s handwriting:
“I lied, it wasn’t just biology for me. I broke up with Chris this morning. Come meet me at mine for your present.”
Tim looked up and saw Grey standing in front of him- holding his keys and his coat. Wade leaned forward and said, “I think there’s somewhere else you need to be.”
Next thing Tim knew he was standing in front of Lucy’s door knocking and praying…. When she opened the door, he immediately stepped into her apartment, into her space and asked, “you broke up with Chris?” Lucy smiled at him, replying, “didn’t you hear me when I sang to you? All I want for Christmas is you.”
This is my FAVORITE holiday song. I can see everyone in Wade’s living room joining in and singing along to this. Always puts me in the best mood.