pope cody and his weird girlfriend pt 2
• pope cody’s weird girlfriend that gets weird gifts for everyone on holidays and birthdays. you had found a taxidermy raccoon liquor bottle holder and gave it to craig for his birthday, and he actually loved it — you gave baz a jar of dead cockroaches with a mysterious black liquid sitting in the smaller bottle in the middle of all the dead bugs…
and it may or may not have been dropped on his front door step in the middle of the night with a creepily written note of ‘happy birthday’ with an even creepier drawing of a smiley face
• deran one time found a mason jar full of — what looked to be water — but you showed up out of thin air, scaring the daylights outta him and murmured ‘don’t drink that’ in a deadpan tone before stalking off again, leaving deran to call after you ‘what is it???’
• you put baz in the freezer. (iykyk)
• pope and his weird girlfriend that got a cat together. they sat in the shelter for hours playing with all sorts of different kitties. finally choosing the one that kept clinging to pope — literally its nails digging into the fabric of his shirt and purring loudly
• pope cody and his weird girlfriend’s cat that she had taught to sit on her shoulders. the furry creature would lay around your neck like a living scarf, just going along with you as you went about your day
• the two of you would often go bone hunting to add to your collection of oddities that filled your house. you’d spend hours walking around the woods, picking up logs and rocks to see what bugs or critters were hiding beneath, listening to the birds chirp overhead and you telling pope what they were, and having your bag full of bones when you’re done!
• pope cody’s weird girlfriend that plays the sims and has made baz 10+ times and killed him (pope watches with amusement at your focused face as you set your sims baz on fire)
• pope cody’s weird girlfriend that has an odd/ creepy job (bc of course she would) maybe something to do with taxidermy, entomology, or herpetology, maybe a mortician, and definitely not something in the law force bc of what her boyfriend and his family does for work
• you have taxidermy ducklings that are dressed in little victorian dresses and you periodically sit them around the house in random places bc you know craig and deran are freaked out by them (one time you sat one at the foot of craig’s door and he stepped on it and screamed like a little girl)
• pope’s weird girlfriend that loves birds. like a lot. you knows so many different species, thousands upon thousands of facts about them, and even have a little crow coven that you feed on your back porch, leaving shiny gifts for them and they always bring gifts back for you.
• one crow in particular that you named itchy will fly up on your shoulder and speak. it’s creepy creaky voice bringing joy to your day, even pope likes him. he’ll bring the crow special treats and sometimes you’ll even find pope sitting out there petting itchy’s head
• you and pope go to church together almost every sunday, and sometimes even to evening reading sessions. you both mostly sit and listen, watching everyone else sing and mouth along to the prayers being recited. and you’ll hold hands when it’s time for everyone to bow their heads and pray.
• reptiles were another favorite of yours, pope was unsure of them at first upon seeing a whole room in your house dedicated to them. tanks of varying sizes lined the walls, you even had shelves with (live) spiders on them.
but after awhile he had grown used to them, watching as you bred your own dubia roaches and crickets for your lizards to eat and he had even learned to thaw out dead mice for your snakes (such a sweetheart our andy is hehe)
• “hey sweetheart, craig and deran are here, im gonna head out.” andrew popped his head into your reptile room, which he nicknamed your office since you were in there quite a bit. “okay, love. have fun.” you murmured, half ass paying attention as you sat bent over a little plastic tote box that held snake eggs you were waiting to hatch.
“yo, where’s y/n at? she coming?” craig came down the hall, his feet thumping with each step. “she can if she wants.” deran spoke up next, both of them peeking their head around the corner of your ‘office’ door. you didn’t turn your head, you were sat in the darkened room, only a flashlight in your hand as you held it up to each snake egg to see the life inside.
“andrew has his own life and i have mine.” you muttered. “i’m fine here.” and you were more than content with staying at home, watching your snake eggs grow day by day. andrew gave them a look, chin down, brows arched. “whatcha doin’?” deran stepped into the darkened room first, craig right behind him and both of them bending to look over your shoulder.
you were holding what looked like a weird shaped white blob with red veins running all through the inside. “incubating snake eggs.” you uttered, in a familiar monotone voice like they heard often from andrew.
and that’s how deran and craig ended up hunched over your shoulders — for nearly 30 minutes — listening to you rattle off facts about baby snakes while you showed them the system of veins inside the egg.
• pope cody and his weird girlfriend that watch each other sleep. it makes andrew feel safe and you don’t mind it, knowing he’s there to make sure you’re okay:)
• pope cody and his weird girlfriend that like to bite each other (for both sexual and non sexual reasons) you’ll just go up to him and give him a bite on the shoulder or he’ll come up and bite your cheek.
and when you’re gettin it on in the sheets, pope will leave bruised bite marks on your inner thighs or hips and trust and believe that he has ones to match, perhaps even a few on his muscular shoulders ;)
“is she a fucking vampire or something?” deran asked one day when he seen a bite mark on his oldest brother’s neck and one on his hip. pope just shrugged before you came out, sporting a matching bruised look like your boyfriend :))) deran just sighed and walked away.
• the cody boys definitely think your a vampire.
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there is part twowowowowww
the big sad did get me so this took a lil bit to make, but i’m all good now:)
hope yall enjoyed this!!
my ask box is open!! please please pleaseeee drop me some ideas for a third part!! i’m thinking of writing up some little drabbles and what not too:)
ENJOY<333
