#andro writing

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(18+ warnings: mention of sex and Nikolai’s dick)

If Nikolai marries he's marrying someone with diplomatic immunity.

It could be in a prevalent country where he visits like Russia or England or could be a completely random one like Brazil or Nigeria.

Either way he finds it useful and it’s not that he even needs a person with that amount of power or money. He just finds it useful as like a back up in case something happens or he gets arrested.

don’t get me wrong. I do think he would have devotion and love for his partner, but I truly do think he would pick the weirdest freakiest diplomat, regardless of what country they represent and just make them his life partner.

And yes, I do think you would have helicopter sex while he’s driving.

why?

Fully cause I believe that he does not think he could die in a helicopter or plane. I think his ego is so big in that regard just like his dick.

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So NSFW monster fucker thought (fem reader but no genitals mentioned)

A vampire who works as a burning but important office job. Something about moving money for lawyers or legal counsel?

His new secretary is very much a domineering office siren type character.

One day he forgets to drink blood and she’s insists that she at least gets some emergency blood bag from the fridge.

“Mmm no my dear, but if you were to offer your arm I wouldn’t say no.”

He jokes but when she rolls up one of her sleeves he gets up and gets a blood bag. He turns and says,

“It’s so kind of you to offer but your skin is to precious to break.”

“I’d let you break it whenever you need sir.”

She carried on her day while he went quite and didn’t move from his desk for hours, mostly because of the raging hard on he had.

But one day he invites her over for a drink and she gets a little drunk and they start asking more personal questions.

Stuff like:

“Do you peak up my skirt or down my shirt?”

“When’s the last time you got laid.”

“Body count? And not people you’ve killed sir!~”

“How many inches can you take?”

“How big is your cock?”

He drags her back to her home that’s covered in black out curtains and put her to sleep after cleaning her up.

He goes back to his home then jerks his cock in a cold shower dispute not being hot but his cock not going down.

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What I write and post about:

I write fanfiction and blurbs about things like law, fashion, history, and politics and sometimes random things that are going on in my life.

Fandoms:

Cod mw reboot, dispatch, dead by daylight, the pit, Genshin impact, ASOIAF (books and shows), IWTV and any Ann Rice inspired media, (she’s dead she can’t get me for my opinions.) various horror movies and slashers.

I do not own any of the characters of any of these franchises. All rights go to the original creators.

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Themes here:

Fluff, smut, angst, life thoughts, monster fucking, occasionally more intense bdsm themes that will be labeled and tagged!

Hard nos for Kinks or themes I won't write:

- Water sports, scat, anything involving children, suicide, rape, sissy forced masc/fem play will update when needed

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-generative ai fans…gtfo

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