#andtheywhereroommatesverse

[hattersrambling]

Jervs do not off yerself or i’m personally asking a favour in of a necromancer I’m “allies” with. -🐦‍⬛

( @formidotrypanophobia)

Jonathan I'd come back WRONG! Like Ra's! Or Grundy! If I off myself, I'm EXPLODING my body in a rose garden. End of discussion.

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Jervs, do i have to wear this stupid dress for yer tea party?? It's itchy an' i don't get why i have to wear th' plastic crown too... -🐦‍⬛

( @formidotrypanophobia )

Because we are having a tea party together. Because Azura does not want to wear pretty dresses with us.

[hattersrambling]

The sound of an old truck pulling up could be heard, and if one looked out the window they would see a big old fashioned red pick up truck. The back full of varying tools and an old hunting dog crate covered by a tarp hiding the contents inside. Jon turning off the engine and exiting. “Jervs? Ya alrigh’? I’m here ta get’cha!”

( @formidotrypanophobia)

Jervis, of course, is not alright. His fiancé has left him after finding out about what he did. Deserved, of course.

The blond man, eyes, nose, and lips red and puffy from crying, is already out on the porch, fully dressed.

"I'm not alright, but I'm ready to go. You need to show me your garden, after all."

[hattersrambling]

Have you tried looking out in the trees? there's this big ass crow in one of them. Ain't a raven. Know it ain't. Got a hat on. Think its yours, did'ja lose yer pet er somethin? poor thing looks cold

Oh I recognise that accent anywhere! Jonathan, get out of my ask box!

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... I-I am sorry for snapping at you, I'm not exactly... on my medication... A-And you know I'm rather defensive about my darling, I never wish for her to be saddened or feel as though she's anything less than important...

W-Would you like to have a tea party sometime soon? S-So we can um... chat a bit and catch up...?

[hattersrambling]

I just fought Jonathan in a hole and now we're both covered in mud.

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Bodies gone! Also, can ya handle spice? Tryna figure out what i should make for dinner, and i ain't sure if jumbo is too spicy for ya -🐦‍⬛

( @formidotrypanophobia )

... do you mean Gumbo? I should be able to handle it fine, Jonathan. Oh look at you! My darling platonic husband! Preparing tea, making meals, giving me little gifts... You're taking this quite a bit more seriously than I was expecting, actually.

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Hey Jervs! Oh, thank god yer home— i’ve been lookin’ everywhere for you! I was halfway up th’ gotham river trying to find you til i got informed you where home by somebody— huff.. huff.. i ran all the way here! Uh oh… jervs, what’s wrong? Wha’ happened? - 🐦‍⬛

( @formidotrypanophobia)

............

She... left. She's gone. Alice was never meant to stay in Wonderland, you know... Even if I wish she could...

She made her choice. She wished to leave. I wish her well. I miss her. It hurts. I want to cut out my heart or get stabbed in the throat. She left me. She CHOSE to leave me. Even though I loved her more than anything. I would have done anything for her.

And

She

LEFT.

[hattersrambling]

Jervs who are ya marryin’…? Askin’ outta concern, cause i don’t think ya wanna necessarily know th’ truth here… - 🐦‍⬛

( @formidotrypanophobia )

Alice! Trust me, she's REAL technically! Not just in the "real to me" kind of way! Fret not! :)