#formidotrypanophobia

[hatterslovelyteatime]

Hey Jervs, sorry ta spring this on ya but i brought a.. friend over! So er, try naut ta scare her, if ya can? I forgot ta feed th’ crows, so Er, ya two can talk til i get back, alrigh’? Shouldn’t be too long! Jus’ don’t try killing each other. Er somethin. Thanks! - 🐦‍⬛

( @formidotrypanophobia)

Y-You- You what? Oh! Um! Certainly! I do not wish to harm your friend, worry not! Y-You will be back soon though, correct? You know I'm not very good at making friends-

[hattersrambling]

a pressed Aster flower is left, this time it comes with a note written neatly underneath.

Soon. - T.S

there is a field doodle of a Great Blue heron drawn underneath. It comes with it's own note that simply says; I saw one today, i thought you'd enjoy it.

"Might as well have just sent me a bouquet and a book at this point, dear friend..."

(Of course, Jervis adores the notes, and the bird drawing is lovely. He safely tucks the new dried flower with the dandelion)

(The Hatter sighs heavily and rereads that one word over and over. Soon. Soon. Soon. He's going to be FREE soon. Free to be himself, free to be the HATTER, free to see his friends, his darling raccoon... Free to see his ALICE.)

(So much for going to the clinic to better himself for her. His appointment would have been in 13 hours, but now he's off his typical medication and hallucinating, having daydreams too strong to differentiate from reality.)

[hattersrambling]

Jervs do not off yerself or i’m personally asking a favour in of a necromancer I’m “allies” with. -🐦‍⬛

( @formidotrypanophobia)

Jonathan I'd come back WRONG! Like Ra's! Or Grundy! If I off myself, I'm EXPLODING my body in a rose garden. End of discussion.

[hatterslovelyteatime]

How ya doin' bud? Still locked in yer room? Y'know, i know how pick lock open doors. Though an axe would be funnier.... Nah, i kid, i ain't that mean. -🐦‍⬛💉

@formidotrypanophobia

DO NOT break my door you HEATHEN! You- You CRETIN! I need some ALONE time!

[hattersrambling]

Jervs, do i have to wear this stupid dress for yer tea party?? It's itchy an' i don't get why i have to wear th' plastic crown too... -🐦‍⬛

( @formidotrypanophobia )

Because we are having a tea party together. Because Azura does not want to wear pretty dresses with us.

[hattersrambling]

So, i couldn't find tha' teapot i promised ya, and i'm sorry for tha', but i did find i had this ol' brass poison er pillbox ring, an' i though' you'd like havin' this instead, t'ain't much, an' i know tha', but, here...

💍

it's not exactly a teapot, i know tha' but i remember you mumblin' somethin' about likin' fancy rings so.. i'll give ya the one i found in my nest i can't remember why i have it -🐦‍⬛💉

( @formidotrypanophobia )

OH JONATHAN!!! I DO! I DO I DO!!! I thought you'd never ask! Oh it's lovely! Thank you, Jon! I'll treasure it always! Oh what should I put inside? Ketamine?

[hattersrambling]

The sound of an old truck pulling up could be heard, and if one looked out the window they would see a big old fashioned red pick up truck. The back full of varying tools and an old hunting dog crate covered by a tarp hiding the contents inside. Jon turning off the engine and exiting. “Jervs? Ya alrigh’? I’m here ta get’cha!”

( @formidotrypanophobia)

Jervis, of course, is not alright. His fiancé has left him after finding out about what he did. Deserved, of course.

The blond man, eyes, nose, and lips red and puffy from crying, is already out on the porch, fully dressed.

"I'm not alright, but I'm ready to go. You need to show me your garden, after all."

[hattersrambling]

Jervis, did you kidnap a person?? I'm not comin' to rescue you if the clown chooses to cleaver you if it's who i think it is, pal. He's outta my hands. -🐦‍⬛💉

... Well it isn't KIDNAPPING! She willingly asked to be shown a wonderland! And I am! MY Wonderland! No worries or pain or anything! It's perfect, you see! Oh bugger off if you won't be supportive! Alice and I shall be HAPPY. The Clown won't find her.