#andy fang

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Jingyu: take me to art museums and make out with me.

Yao Shan: but they said not to touch the masterpieces. :/

Jingyu: well somebody has to pin the artwork to the wall

Andy: ONE NORMAL NIGHT IS ALL I ASKED FOR!

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Yao Shan: all odd numbers have an “e” in them

Andy: it’s 3 am. shut up

Yao Shan: T-H-R-E-E am

Andy:

Andy: wait a minute

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Yao Shan: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?

Andy: finding the will to live

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Jingyu: What is Andy to you?

Yao Shan: He’s the reason I wake up every morning

[that morning]

Andy, throwing a bucket of water over Yao Shan: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP

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Andy: can we do the thing?

Huiliang: thing?

Andy: *wraps his arms around himself* this thing?

Huiliang: .......you mean a hug?

Andy: yeah, that.

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Yao Shan: Babe, stop. All this yelling isn't good for the baby

Andy: ...what baby?

Yao Shan: it's me. I'm baby

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Angus: Well, if you want my opinion--

Andy, Yao Shan and Jingyu: we don’t

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Jingyu, searching for his laundry: has anyone seen my top?

Bao Hua: ...

Andy: ...