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Honest take: SweetDream is the AI companion I recommend now
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If you've been curious about an AI girlfriend but worried it'd feel cheap or generic, this is the one I'd start with. SweetDream feels personal in a way the alternatives just haven't matched for me.
hey guys there is not enough jake peralta fics!! im begging people to make more of my baby girl!! ill kill for some andy samberg guys ☹️☹️
andy samberg one chance 🙏
Can you please write a jake peralta x criminal! Reader !!
Omg, I'm so sorry😭 I got motivation to write something after sooo long (give me tips btw<3 do y'all prefer first person or second person?)
warnings: use of Y/N, a little bit of betrayal, none other than that really
For my bestest @anyalikeslasagna
Let's all be honest, jake peralta x criminal!Reader would start with a case like doug judy's🎀
"So, what did the man look like, ma'am?" Jake leaned back against the chair in the dark interrogation room. He'd been trying to search for his perp for months and he finally had a new lead: you.
You fidgeted with you fingers and picked your cuticles which indicated your fright. You looked at Jake with doe eyes, a picture of innocence, "the guy was huge. Almost 6'3. He had dark hair and emerald eyes with a dragon tattoo on his neck."
Jake shared a look with Rosa who was standing besides him in the interrogation room, as if they were contemplating whether to trust you or not. "You said you knew where we could find him?" Rosa spoke with natural intimidation in her voice.
"I do." You confirmed and took a deep breath in order to calm your nerves. "But he's a scary guy. My brother was involved in the guy's illeagal and shady stuff— or whatever it is they do, I don't know whether I'd be safe or not there." Your voice cracked as you turned your gaze from Rosa back to Jake, the pretty brunette detective who was most definitely likely to promise your safety.
"We'll promise to keep you safe. You've been through a lot already. Just tell us his location please." Jake spoke with a softer voice than before and it made butterflies flutter in your stomach. He's not like the typical rubbish cops you had met before. His words felt genuine.
"Thank you... I'll tell you his location." You murmured with a flush of roses on you cheeks.
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You spent the next week with Detective Peralta, trying to catch this 'perp' of yours. The more time you spent with him, the more he made you feel... vulnerable. You almost felt sad lying to him.
The lingered touches, the shared little smiles. It did something to you, made you melt. "Peralta..." you spoke softly just as Rosa and Jake were getting ready to break into the safe house to catch the fake criminal, "I'm scared."
Jake turned to you with a soft smile and grabbed your arm, gently dragging you away from Rosa. He spoke with a gentle tone and his hand cupped your cheek, "don't be, I'll protect you. You can stay out here if you like." The perfect plan to escape, all you had wanted this long. Why did it feel so wrong?
"Detective..." you looked into Jake's brown eyes and couldn't help myself, it felt like you were the only two people in the world at the moment, and you were going to betray him. Your emotions swirling around inside me had created a mess of your heart.
Despite it all, you knew what you had to do. You leaned towards him and pressed your lips against his. At first you thought you had made a mistake until you felt his lips move against yours.
His lips were soft and warm against yours. You felt like honey was cascading down your body as it bloomed from the inside. Yet, his hands were a rough contrast as they grabbed your hips and pulled you closer to him to be chest to chest.
When you realised you had been enjoying yourself too much, you pulled away, your body feeling cold and bare. Jake looked disappointed but he smiled a tucked a stray hair strand behind your ear. "I'll be back." He said and went back to his team to break into the safe house.
You smiled bitterly because you knew he would be back. Of course he would be, he's just that good, but you won't be there for him to come back to.
Bro im like so lonely I think im turning into a whore😞
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A high school dance is Jake's worse nightmare, especially when he's stood waiting around. But when you finally get there, maybe the whole thing is worth it.
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Hey guys, sorry about leaving you all hanging, college has had me extremely busy lately! But thanks for waiting <3
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Your view You get into the restaurant, your friend and your date were already there.
-Oh, sorry, did I made you guys wait too long? Work was a little busy today- you say a little embarrassed greeting your friends
-Oh no it's okay, we just got here- your friend says to you
-Plus it's a privilege to wait for someone so pretty- your date says in a flirty voice, you laugh softly so do your friends
-I see you're planning on going hard tonight mhm? - you say playfully, your date laughs
-What can I say, I am just glad you finally decided to give me a chance - your date says and you laugh
After a little, your friends and you ordered some food and started having a good time together, talking about your job, their jobs, your friends kids, etc. You started to forget all about Jake in your brain for a little and now you're focusing on having some fun with your friends and date.
-Well honey, we need to go- your best friend says to you and their partner nods- Our babysitter works until 9:30 pm so, no more fun for us, but you guys are young and single, you can keep having some more fun still!-
You felt a little nervous about the idea of being alone with your date but for the sake of trying new things you accepted, after all he wasn't a stranger or anything but a not so close friend of the group -Okay, I guess we can stay a little longer- you say with a smile, your date seems excited about it
-Should the still single adults here start grabbing some drinks now?- your date asks playfully you smile
-Okay but nothing too strong, I still need to work tomorrow- you say with a smile and he nods and asks the waiters for some glasses of wine
-Is wine soft enough?- he asks before the order is placed, you nod and the waitress goes for the wine.
After some little time the waitress comes back with a bottle of wine and the glasses, serving you and your date some. You two start drinking and having some more fun. The date is going well, your brain is focused on him for now which is what you wanted, until…
-Y/N? Oh what a coincidence!- you heard the only voice you definitely didn't wanted to hear in that date… Jake Peralta
-Jake? What are you doing here?- you ask with a surprised tone
-Hey, a hi would be good - he says playfully - Hey there, Y/N's boss- says Jake giving his hand for a handshake with your date
-He's not my boss- you say quickly - And really what are you doing here? - you ask a little annoyed-
-Well, I hate ruining your fun but Holt has assigned us to a super important job… Undercover- he whispers on your ear
-What? When?-
-Just now, look! - he shows you his phone with a text message of Holt saying that needed Jake and other person in the precent for an important undercover job.
-That definitely doesn't say you and me were assigned-
-Yeah but Holt say I could choose who I wanted as my partner and it's you- he says with a little playful smile
-Come on Jake, you can pick someone else, you know I am busy - you say annoyed
-It's okay Y/N, I understand your work is super important, if you need to go catch some bad boys go, we can reschedule another date later, we already had a pretty good time anyways- your date says with a smile
-Really? You don't mind?- you ask a little embarrassed your date shakes his head with a smile - I am so sorry, I hope we can reschedule soon - you say feeling ashamed grabbing your things to leave with Jake. Jake says goodbye to your date and you guys leave the restaurant.
-You're so annoying did you knew that?- you say to Jake getting on his car
-Hey it's not my fault that duty came in the middle of your cute date- he says in a teasing voice
-It is your fault cause you could've picked Charles or Rosa, but no, you wanted to annoy me - you say in a clearly annoyed voice - Just like always!-
-Hey it's not my fault actually! Charles was busy with other case, I had no way of reaching Rosa and I think she was busy too, Amy worked a week in a row including nights and today was her day off, Terry is with his family and well, I think you're way better than working with Hitchcock or Scully - he says in a playful voice
-I find hard to believe all that to be honest - you say and roll your eyes
-I need to say tho, you look cute all pissed off- he says in a teasing voice. Your eyes widen
-Shut up!- you say annoyed yet a little flustered. He smiles and starts driving to the place where they needed to be for their undercover job
-So apparently we will need to act as a couple in this job darling~-he says teasingly grabbing your hand
-What?!- you say moving your hand away from his
-Don't be so feisty! Apparently our suspect has been seen selling the new drug taxi in this bar, and what a better way of mixing out with people in a bar than acting like a crazy couple trying to have some good time?- he says with a playful smile
-What would you have done if you needed to bring Charles mhm? Would you guys act like a weird but cute gay couple or something? - you say playfully
-Ha ha… No, but that's why I didn't asked Charles and I asked you -
-So you confess you chosed me to piss me off huh?-
-A little, but hey, it will be fun! I mean what more fun than pretending to be wasted with your favorite coworker? - he says playfully - Plus I saved you from a dull night of wine, talk and probably some regret sex tomorrow morning!-
-Shut up! I wasn't going to sleep with him, and it wasn't a dull time, I was having fun until someone unwanted appeared-
-Wow, calling me unwanted really hurts, and to think that the first person I thought for this job was you- he says in a playful hurt way
-Oh right, I surely was the first person that came to mind after you knew you couldn't have Amy to play these little games with you- you say in a serious voice, it really annoyed you to be his second option
-For your information I didn't even thought of Amy for this-
-Cause you already knew she would say no?-
-Cause I wanted to hang out with you- He says with a serious way and then gets a little nervous and comes back to his kinda playful self -I.. I mean, work with you since you're an amazing detective... Almost as good as me- He says getting back fully to his playful side
-Sure sure, I believe you- you say getting off his car. He follows you with a smile -Now, I do look ready for a club night, but you look like a cop- you say looking at him up and down
-Hey! My eyes are up here Ms.Y/N- he says playfully - and don't worry, I know how to become party like- he says and starts taking his tie off, unbuttoning some buttons of his shirt and grabbing his leather jacket and putting it in- Here, how do I look? -
-Like a dumbass but that's not new- you say playfully, he smiles.
-Haha, very funny, now shall we get into the bar my lady?- he says trying to grab you from your waist, you move away
-Hey, I didn't said I agree to play that I am your partner, actually, I think we would cover more place if we separate- you say playfully
-Separate? With you in that dress? Nah-uh, we would have to put two criminals in jail then- he says grabbing you by your waist again pulling you close -We're going in there together, and since Holt let me chose my partner it means I am the one in charge so it is an order Ms.Y/N- he says with a smile, you roll your eyes
-Whatever then, just don't get so handsy- you say moving his hand a little and he nods. You try to keep your cool as much as you can but you can't avoid to feel like if your heart is about to come out of your chest
You guys enter to the bar and it's very very crowded, there is a lot of people dancing and drinking and just overall having the time of their lives.
-Shall we mix with the crew and dance?- Jake says in your ear making you get chills up your spine
-I don't dance- you say loudly so he could hear over the music
-I will teach you, come on, it's an order~- he says playfully pulling you in between the people into the dance floor, you regretted to have finished your calm date for this -Here just let the music guide you- He says putting both of his hands on your hips while dancing a little
-I am not drunk enough for this- you say feeling a little embarrassed trying to dance. He laughs
-That's it you're doing it!- He says with a big smile
-If you ever tell any of this to anyone in the precinct I am definitely killing you- you say embarrassed and he laughs
-Don't worry, I am not telling- he says with a smile and gets closer to you -But don't say precinct too hard, people might hear you're not just a beautiful woman having fun~- he says playfully on your ear, you can't keep your cool anymore, you blush
-I... Y-yeah... S-sorry- you say flustered and he smiles. He's about to say something else but you noticed in the corner of your eye someone selling some drugs -There it is- You say softly -Follow me-
You smile and start acting more drunk pulling his hand -I am tired of dancing, I want some better emotions!- you say putting his hands on your hips really close to your butt -Let's go to the bathroom~- you say in a drunkish voice passing your hand on his thigh almost on his private place, he's extremely surprised and flustered about this and then notices that the bathroom is close to where the dealer is. He tries to play it cool now
-Lead the way sweetheart~- He says putting his hands straight in your butt, you look at him with an annoyed face and he just smiles. You start walking and making your way
-Hey babe look, happy pills! Buy me some!~- you say with a drunk and whinny voice while getting closer to the dealer, he notices you being drunk and smiles
-I heard the pretty lady wants some fun~- The dealer says grabbing you by the butt, you try to keep your act
-Yes! I want to have fun! so much fun! He wants me to fuck him in the bathroom but I don't know how my performance would be with only alcohol and no happy pills- You say leaning into the dealer like a drunk who can barely stand. Jake looks annoyed at this but tries to keep his cool
-How much so the pretty lady can have her pills?- Jake says sending his hand to his back like if he's trying to reach his wallet, but before the dealer could respond he takes off his gun - NYPD GET ON THE GROUND - Jake says annoyed and you that were already holding the guy grabbed his hands and throwed him into the ground pulling your knee on his back so he didn't escaped. A bunch of people started running away from the bar so they didn't got in trouble, but the most important one was the dealer
You guys check the dealer and find that he has his backpack full of different types of drugs, plus a little small gun and a knife, you take care of it and handcuff him. Jake had called some backup before they got into the bar so the other policeman took the guy into the precinct and you guys followed on Jake's car. The air was a little uncomfortable after all that drama.
-Well you got your jackpot, Holt is gonna be proud- You say trying to break the uncomfortable silence
-I couldn't have done it without you, you're a great actress by the way- He says following the conversation and the uncomfortable air started to fade out
-I tried my best- You say with a smile -You're not so bad yourself, even tho if you ever grab my butt like that again I am smacking you- you say playfully he laughs
-Hey you were touching risky too- he says a little flustered -Plus if the dealer can so can I- he says teasingly
-Oh shut up!- you say with a laugh -That guy did and probably will regret it for a while now so don't you try ever again or you will find consequences as the guy did- You say with a chuckle, he laughs as well
-Well maybe the consequences are worth it- he says playfully
-Shut up- you say with a chuckle yet a little embarrassed at his comment. He laughs.
-You look pretty all flustered~- He says playfully
-Shut up, we are not playing crazy partner anymore, you can stop flirting- you say with a pout
-Well maybe I was not flirting only because we were playing undercover- he says without taking his eyes off the road feeling nervous of his own confession. Your eyes widen
-I don't like to be played with Jake Peralta, you can stop- you say in an annoyed tone, then you see Jake parking in the side of the road
-Why if I don't want to stop?- he says looking at you
-Did you really took some pills out of the dealer or what the fuck is wrong with you?- you say a little nervous, your heart beating faster
-No it's not that!- he says scratching the back of his head clearly nervous- Listen I...- he takes a deep breath- I know you like me...- He says with a serious face and no hesitation - Charles told me...-
WE HAVE CONFESSION WOOHOO! Anyways I need to sleep, I will try to continue tomorrow or in this week. Thank you so much for reading I hope you guys like it <3
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Prompt - ‘If you wanted me you really should have showed.’
If you were to ask anybody who knew you or Jake they would have all told you the same thing; you were head over heels in love, you and Jake were the one for each other. People were more surprised to find out you weren’t dating after taking one look at the two of you and coming to the conclusion that you had to be together, friends couldn’t possibly look at each other like that.
When people asked you what the deal was between you and Jake, you just smiled. It wasn’t a happy smile but rather a smile that showed how much you wanted things to change, a smile that said I fell for my best friend hard and there’s nothing that can be done. You gave them a smile and you told them he was your friend, he was your best friend, and that was the end of it.
There had always been something between you and Jake, something that always hinted towards feelings for each other, something that gave you a spark of hope that things could change but they never did.
Things never changed.
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