Okokok so story time
Some background: my parents, though not super strict, did have a hard ban on some foods and such cause they were unhealthy af. One such banned food item was gum. So like all 12-year-old brats, I developed a bit of an obsession with eating the Forbidden Foods.
And then I went to my first ever summer camp. It was great. My parents gave me some pocket money and I used it all on the first day to buy a fuckton of gum. And so basically all week, I'd been chewing like massive amounts of gum. And then at the end of the last night at summer camp, I was going to sleep and I was like huh, I kinda wanna keep this gum. Cue willy wonka flashbacks. Remember that one rich girl who won the competition for longest time to chew a piece of gum by putting that One Piece Of Gum behind her ear whenever she couldn't use it? I was like hmmm, sounds like a great idea, and put this gi-fuckin-normous piece of gum behind my ear. You know, like an idiot. Bad idea. Of course it immediately got stuck on my hair. Which was especially bad cause I was one of them long hair bitches whose hair reached her knees. So then there's me: twelve, it's one am at science camp, gum stuck in my long-ass hair, reading wattpad werewolf romance books cause that's how cool I was. The immediate reaction was, of course, utter panic, but was quickly followed by me electing to ignore the problem and go to sleep. Early the next day as I was being picked up, I discovered I was going straight from camp to have a passport photo taken. I, the shameful silly goose I was, said nothing, got a horrendous passport photo taken (somehow my hair looked fine but I myself looked completely high) and then went home and had her help me with my hair. She said wow it looks like you've got something stuck here and I was like yeah I have No Idea how that happened. Somehow I got away with that.
