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[totebag-lesbian]

Devilry! Devilry! Microwave broken, innocent young woman forced to cook ramen in a pot!!! 3 dead, 5 injured. More at 7.

[totebag-lesbian]

So idk if this makes any sense but if y'all read manhwas, like the type where some dude maybe travels back to his past after he dies and establishes like a big badass cultivating sect and becomes powerful and stuff?? That's fascism i think. Like definitionally.

Wikipedia says that fascism is "characterized by a dictatorial leader, centralized autocracy, militarism, forcible suppression of opposition, belief in a natural social hierarchy, subordination of individual interests for the perceived good of the nation and race, and strong regimentation of society and the economy."

This guy is the dictator and he has absolute power over his sect. He crushes all resistance brutally (how brutal depends on the manhwas but I've seen slavery, systematic killing, and sexual assault and torture). He's very militaristic and the narrative feeds the idea that constant war and violence is glorious. The whole idea of cultivators and superpowers in general SCREAMS natural hierarchy. The common people are canonically inferior to people who can cultivate. Not to mention the casual misogyny. Often times the people who resist are referred to as insects or otherwise subhuman by our dictator protagonist dude. Sometimes there's even a race of demons that need to be systematically eradicated. And if the dude has regressed after being betrayed, the narrative has the classical fascist argument that his enemies are both weak and pathetic, yet at the same time extremely dangerous. Economy and society often becomes very regimented under the dude as he transforms his weak underlings into brave warriors and talented craftsmen dedicated only to him and the sect. Often when he returns to the sect after a version of 'i need to brutally beat and torture this other sect for resisting me' there is some sort of big military salute in his courtyard or whatever.

Conclusion: do you see it??? Am i crazy?? Why is it fascism??

[totebag-lesbian]

Ok so I'm looking at my french 3 textbook and they have these little learning targets for each unit and i stubbled upon this. Like. Wow Discovering French is giving me therapy

[totebag-lesbian]

Tbh i feel like the whole 'thunder is when god is angry/when the gods are fighting' is taking the guy way too seriously. Gods not angry Hes hungry and His stomach is rumbling. Gods not angry He just has spring allergies and is sneezing a lot. Gods not angry He just had to turn on the blender to make a smoothie for his wife.

[totebag-lesbian]

Okokok so story time

Some background: my parents, though not super strict, did have a hard ban on some foods and such cause they were unhealthy af. One such banned food item was gum. So like all 12-year-old brats, I developed a bit of an obsession with eating the Forbidden Foods.

And then I went to my first ever summer camp. It was great. My parents gave me some pocket money and I used it all on the first day to buy a fuckton of gum. And so basically all week, I'd been chewing like massive amounts of gum. And then at the end of the last night at summer camp, I was going to sleep and I was like huh, I kinda wanna keep this gum. Cue willy wonka flashbacks. Remember that one rich girl who won the competition for longest time to chew a piece of gum by putting that One Piece Of Gum behind her ear whenever she couldn't use it? I was like hmmm, sounds like a great idea, and put this gi-fuckin-normous piece of gum behind my ear. You know, like an idiot. Bad idea. Of course it immediately got stuck on my hair. Which was especially bad cause I was one of them long hair bitches whose hair reached her knees. So then there's me: twelve, it's one am at science camp, gum stuck in my long-ass hair, reading wattpad werewolf romance books cause that's how cool I was. The immediate reaction was, of course, utter panic, but was quickly followed by me electing to ignore the problem and go to sleep. Early the next day as I was being picked up, I discovered I was going straight from camp to have a passport photo taken. I, the shameful silly goose I was, said nothing, got a horrendous passport photo taken (somehow my hair looked fine but I myself looked completely high) and then went home and had her help me with my hair. She said wow it looks like you've got something stuck here and I was like yeah I have No Idea how that happened. Somehow I got away with that.

[bigtiddygandalf]

[thetimetostrikeislater]

[totebag-lesbian]

I'd like to point out that humans with tails with probably look less like this

And more like this

[runby2]

[passioninblue]

no

[kadethecat]

[runby2]

Just so you all know, my tumblr glitched egregiously so now every time someone reblogs this from me, tumblr takes me off of my dashboard or search results and forces me to see this post again

[runby2]

WHY DID SOMEONE ADD AN INCINERATOR ????

[totebag-lesbian]

CRONCH(affectionate)

[totebag-lesbian]

Have you ever had a really realistic and not at all weird dream that you don't realize was a dream and it makes you confused?

So once I was baking a cake with my friends for a fake "wedding" we were doing and we made the cake but then. we ran out of butter. for the frosting. So we were like "oh no" and there wasnt enough frosting. And so then we all went to sleep (it was a sleepover too)

and I had a dream that I went to the kitchen for a midnight snack to get some ice cream cause why not. And I opened the freezer. And what do I see? A whole fuckin box of butter. Like. Containing 4 whole sticks. And I was like oh yay. Then we can make more icing tomorrow and promptly went back to sleep.

And so the next morning I woke up and I was like hey guys. My beloved. I found some butter last night in the freezer. And they were all like "no my dude we are clearly out of butter" so I went to the kitchen to show them the butter except there was no butter. In the fridge. Yowch.

[totebag-lesbian]

I feel like the whole 'humans are space orcs' thing here is like kind of a fantasy of love. The whole premise is basically something Other loving you and humanity for all of your quirks. And also to make us feel special and loved and stuff on a galactic (?) level. It's like a special kind of thing where we all like realllly want to be an adorable anomaly in the universe. We want to be special and loved for it!!

I mean like I'm totally down too. Like?? Being adorable?? Because we do cute weird stuff body else does?? Immaculate. Amazing. I temporarily achieve nirvana.

I think it's cool tho that for a bunch of people, the ultimate fantasy -- something they write about and share with others, too-- is being quirky and being loved for it.

Anyway I dunno if we'll be able to do that with an alien race in our lives. But I think we could kinda do that for each other. Pls. Let's be friendly and adorable to our funky human friens. Yeah.

[totebag-lesbian]

I'd visit the hell out of a museum exhibit that was just like a big-ass room and it was just like a big ol cell. Like. A eukaryote. There would be like mitochondria and centrioles n shit sculpted and beautifully painted n stuff hanging around from the ceiling and you could go inside the nucleus and take a look at the DNA n shit.

Yeahhhhh.