@anemcia from x
"Is that right, Mariko? I sure hope your day is just as lovely." He hummed, the sarcasm dripping in his tone. "...And you would certainly remember that now is the time of day when you sing my praises. I like the little jingle about how I'm better than everyone you've ever met-- sing me that song again."
"Oh-- Why, you silly!" Mariko gives a crystalline giggle at that. "Do you really want me to praise all your qualities? It'll take the whole day!"
"Ah... But why not. After all, it's nice to properly treat a good friend now and then. Everyone needs the occasional confidence boost!"
And with that, she clears her throat and starts singing, in the sweetest, most melodious tune she is capable of:
"He comes from a lab, hand-made bone and flesh, A masterpiece made in bio-tech mesh. Cold green chitin shimmers with warrior’s grace, Perfection in motion, no flaw on his face. Bright lilac irises, a jawline so sharp, it can instantly melt about everyone's heart. He got Namekian smarts, Saiyan pride in his veins, and a smile just so handsome it drives people insane.
He's the ultimate fusion, the peak of the line, Where science and battle forever align. No dragon, no demon, no kai can compel The glory, the grandeur of Perfect Cell!"














