what @anemofavored telling childe he doesn’t care if he dies made me think of
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what @anemofavored telling childe he doesn’t care if he dies made me think of
@anemofavored said: yeah you look sleazy
“well i’m not! i’m a total sweetheart, okay! i know how to treat a girl right.”
me: tall (i'm 6'2 ladies and twinks, my dms are open 😉 ), sweet, strong, funny, excellent cook, loves cleaning, good with kids, handsome, hot and sexy, great at fighting and a great cuddler
scara: douche
@anemofavored
childe (me): good with kids, tall, sexy, strong, slinging a massive fuckin’ horse cock, funny, charming, cute, friendly, etc. scara: mouche
scaramouche blocks childe and removes him from his top 5 on myspace because it's their monthly squabble.
childe notices, and in a fit of his anger he starts simply liking all the recent thirst traps posted by scara's bestie.
continued from @anemofavored
as expected, childe was instantly met with anger from scaramouche. his threats served only to amuse him, as each word seemed more like it was uttered by a small barking dog. that’s how he viewed his threats, and even then, even if he were serious childe would be excited nonetheless. a real battle? that was what he craved above all else. honestly, it was what he’d been trying to goad out of literally any of the other harbingers from the moment he joined their ranks. he was quick to clock that out of all of his comrades, scaramouche was the easiest to irritate and thus, would likely be the one most likely to crack and end up fighting him.
“hm... no, sorry, i don’t think i will. you might rank higher than me, but i don’t take orders from you,” he said, and it sounded a bit contradictory but it made perfect sense in his head. as the sixth, scaramouche undeniably had greater reach and say, but he never swore fealty to him or any of the other harbingers. no, childe was loyal to the tsaritsa only. the rest of them were merely his coworkers. they were obstacles in his path toward becoming the strongest warrior in all of teyvat.
“i am curious, balladeer. what will you do if i refuse to return more respectfully? will you whine to the tsaritsa that i’m disrespectful?” he asked, placing emphasis on just the right word because he knew the implication of whining seemed childish. what seemed to be a drag of an upcoming meeting was certainly lightened by his decision to bother the other male. would this finally be the other’s breaking point? his own fingers twitched with the desire to pull out his bow and challenge him, but he wanted to hear it from the other first as he wasn’t keen on receiving any sort of punishment alone.
“regardless, i think i was respectful enough. i just wanted to say hello to my favorite comrade, after all.”
@anemofavored asked: “Please keep your sick away from me and get better soon. I made you soup.”
" Awww~, Kuni you do care! You came all this way just to give me soup ehe~. "
Barbatos looked at his former unitmate and smiled wide even as another round of coughs hit him. He covered his mouth with the inside of his elbow until he was finished. Teal eyes glanced up at Scara in appreciation.
" Thank you though~. I honestly thought I'd be stuck with figuring out something for myself. "
ɴᴏɴ-ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴛɪᴄ ғʟᴜғғ sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇʀs ;; always accepting
i do enjoy your portrayal of the wanderer!
beep beep how’s my portrayal ?
COME 'ERE YOU, LET ME LOVE YOU.
WE HAVEN'T INTERACTED LIKE EVER, BUT I SEE YOU ON MY DASH LIKE ALL THE TIME & I CAN'T STRESS HOW FUNNY IT IS TO WATCH YOUR SCARA/WANDERER'S DUMB SHIT. KEEP DOING YOUR THING BOO.