In the Domestic Ship meme, let’s say that these people/pairings are all cohabiting: Aziraphale/Crowley, Chloe/Lucifer, Charlotte/Dan, Eve/Maze, Amenadiel/Linda, Azreal/Ella, along with Charlie and Trixie
Chloe/Lucifer is here. Eve/Maze and Amenadiel/Linda are covered here. Charlotte/Dan is here. I’m gonna pass on Azrael/Ella though because we only met Azrael once and only found out who she was at the end of the episode, so I didn’t really get attached to her, so I don’t particularly ship it. Charlie and Trixie feature in their parents’ memes.
For anyone who loves Aziraphale and Crowley, please please go read Angel Network by @spinner-dolphin. This is easily one of my favourite fanfics, in any of my fandoms, ever. Her writing is wonderful and I need you all to read it and scream with me.
send me a ship and i’ll tell you:
who reaches out to new neighbors
aziraphale. they’re both pretty friendly, but aziraphale was a Nosy Brit before Brits existed. he always wants to know what’s going on with the neighbours. crowley is less interested unless it’s that train wreck family across the road shouting in the middle of the street again.
who remembers to buy healthy food
crowley. he likes to cook.
who remembers to buy junk food
aziraphale. he likes all the sweet things humanity has come up with.
who fixes the oven when it breaks
they’re both useless himbos so neither, one of them just miracles a new one. much faster and a lot more convenient.
who waters the plants/feeds their pet(s)
crowley. aziraphale thinks he’s mean to the plants, and gives them praise on the sly.
neither of them is a morning person, but aziraphale usually gets up a bit before crowley to turn the heating on, so his poor snakey boyfriend doesn’t have to get up in the cold. crowley takes full advantage of this opportunity to sleep in.
crowley. his apartment has the whole modern minimalist vibe and it doesn’t look quite right with an unmade bed. he spends most of his time at aziraphale’s place, which is chaotic and way more cluttered than he’d like and certainly wouldn’t look any worse if he didn’t bother, but he still makes aziraphale’s bed out of habit.
first thing in the morning, it’s aziraphale. other than that, it’s usually crowley. he’ll just miracle that shit up.
aziraphale. not because he’s a bad cook, he’s just easily distracted.
how do they let each other know they’re leaving the house
crowley will pop his head around the door to whatever room aziraphale is in to let him know he’s going out, which is Necessary because aziraphale will inevitably have forgotten any plans crowley’s told him about. aziraphale likes to kiss the top of crowley’s head (crowley has to crouch for him to be able to do this, but he’s a little snake in his heart, so he doesn’t really mind).
how do they greet each other when one of them gets home
crowley pops up unexpectedly by aziraphale’s shoulder with a “hi, angel” that makes aziraphale jump out of his damn skin every single time. crowley will protest that he called out at the door. it doesn’t matter. aziraphale never hears him come home.
aziraphale is usually humming absent-mindedly when he’s not talking, so a lot of the time crowley hears him as he’s coming through the door. but he still likes when aziraphale comes up behind him and rests his forehead between crowley’s shoulderblades and just breathes out, a contented little huff at being back together again. humans are wonderful, but humans are baffling, and he’ll never understand them like he understands his demon.
who brings home little gifts like flowers/chocolates more often
aziraphale. crowley’s a doer rather than a gift-giver. aziraphale is always bringing home little things he thinks crowley will like.
who picks the movie for movie night
crowley, because aziraphale doesn’t really “get” movies. or anything made past the 18th century, really. it’s endearing and terrible and crowley will tease him about it Always.
their favourite kind of movie to watch
aziraphale likes silent comedies from the 20s. crowley likes sci-fi; he likes to point at planets and galaxies and shit and joke, “I made that one.”
who first suggests a pillow fort
aziraphale, lover of all things cuddly. he then regrets it forever because it’s impossible to get crowley out of the pillow fort
who builds the pillow fort
crowley, or aziraphale fusses over it too much. everything has to be perfect. crowley would argue that it’s who’s inside the fort with you that’s most important, but he’ll never say that out loud.
who tries to distract the other during the movie
they’re both really bad for this tbh? they get drunk, they start bickering, and before they know it they’re balls deep in rehashing a philosophical argument they had four hundred years ago and the credits are rolling.
aziraphale, at the drop of a hat. five minutes into anything on TV and he’s dozing off.
who is big spoon/little spoon
it depends, but aziraphale tends to be the big spoon because he’s warm and cuddly and comfortable to lay on. crowley is usually either nestled under his wing or snake-ing about around his neck.